This week's X Factor

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Beatles week?

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"Imagine orl them people, roit, ah yeah, giving it some an' or that. Imagine no possessions, roit, 'swat oi'm sayin', one time. Check dis out an' all that."

Tee hee - maybe if they took the eyes off the ?

Virtual pile of cheeseballs:

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I need a link again to the Louie Bullshit Bingo....

lol UQD

I had a fantasy version that went something like:

Imagine there's no Katieeeee
It's easy if you try
No Cher to appal us
Just Aidan cutie-pieeeee

I am sad. Yes I know.

"You moit say, roit, oi'm a dreamer, well oi wanna droive a Beamer, this is me theme-uh.
Well oi ain't the only one. Ah yeah. Givin' it large for the Malvern massive."

I'm just thinking about this week's dressing room conversations.

Big Chezzza: Haway then pet man, this weeeeek they's givvun uz some ooold songs by some blerks called thuh Beeeatles like.

Little Chezza: Ooo be they then? Ain't never eard on 'em. You must know 'em loike, yuz well old, like twennyseven an' that.

Big Chezza: Tuh be honest pet, ah'm not shooweer mesen.

Little Chezza: This is loike roit unfair yuh? When we gonna get sum decent songs like wot us young people sing an' that, like sum Carn'ee West an' Toinee Tempah an' that? Oi could do 'em well good loike. "Wriiiitten in the staaaaars, ah yeah-"

Big Chezza (hastily) Okaaay, pet, leave it fuh the audience like. Ah think one of thuz Beeetles songs looks reeet good for yuz pet, it's called Imagine. It wuz writ by sum dead blerk called John Lennon an' it's all aboot havin' nooo possessions even thoo' yuz liv in a big hoose with a massive fook-off swimmin' pool an' that.

Little Chezza: Sounds well shit an' that. Oi'll give 'im a go.

I wonder if Katie is a bit miffed this week as she was booted off the front pages by Waity Katie instead?

She'll be off stalking Prince Harry next week....

PortBlacksand -your faux pas last week was the best comment on an X-factor thread EVER!!

Can't find bingo link....

Love the accents as usual unquiet!!!!!!!

Mme Lindt and Franke Are you watching British X Factor in Northern Europe? God, is telly where you are that bad??

can i just say that the thought of cher singing rah rah rasputin has me giggling uncontrollably

I have been Christmas shopping today and have the following to share with the XF gang:

Stollen
Iced gingerbread
chocolate santas
seashells (choc ones obv)
nuts
mini eclairs
wine
pomegranates and melon for you healthy ones
posh houmous and breadsticks

Sing out if you want anything. I feel like my kitchen has turned into an Iceland ad. Only without the fanjo canapes and shouty women.

actually rah ra rasputin is up there in the hilarity stakes no matter who is singing it

i mean who thinks of these songs????

Mmmmm... Iced gingerbread....eclairs....non alcoholic Kopparberg for me please!

noeyedear, you really have no idea . For German Saturday evening fare think Val Doonican meets oom pa pa oom pa pa. Everyone sits around tressel tables clutching a jug of beer singing along to some old hasbeen with a mullet. Believe me, xfactor is pure class by comparison.

I personally think it is fixed so that Wagner stays in. People are not stupid, usually the crap ones are out first. And he should never have even got through the first audition.

Sue - i am partial to a choc seashell....bagsy the seahorse

Damn you, the seahorse is the best one. cept for the whelky one with the bit you can stick your tongue in

noeyedear, have an eclair. Yum.

Showy will hog the gingerbread- you've got to watch that one.

Oooh I feel quite left out being a Beatles fan, although I might wind up crying if they do 1 of the ones we had at my Dad's funeral

God I do wish Cher would go out- awful little brat. I really liked Katie early on, but then the show turned on her and made her look awful and she cant claw her way out can she

Wagner to go- PLEASE

love UQD contributions!!!!!!!!!!

The gingerbread is from Lidl, ExH once ate a whole bag on the way back from Lidl . Its for DD to give to him, but I have 2 bags.

Dream, I am a huge Beatles fan. Huge.

Mentioned Lidl twice there for some reason. They're not paying me.