Thread to watch Katie Waissal get kicked out the X factor

[whomovedmychocolate]

Welcome one, welcome all, thought I'd be the first for once.

Newspaper reports indicate a double eviction and that flopsy Katie is due for the axe. Let's hope no vicious bananas thwart her 'performance'.

Mark your spots and I'll see you all later. :)

Pyramid, rofl!

no, it was my general comment on the clock hitting 8pm!

Oh I always thought Jeff Brazier seemed like a nice sort. What is the gossip. Do you remember when they did wife swap with the cheating 'who wants to be a millionaire' couple? Jeff bought the wife some clothes - when she put them on he said she looked like she was still in her 30s. Her frosty reply was that she WAS still in her 30s. I loved that.

My post should show being nosey as crossed out!

well buggeration

for the first time I'm planning on joining this thread and I have to go and pick up a child

willr ead later and look out for more fanny reviews

oh god just watching the titles, how appalling

Ooooh it's on! Wonder what Cheryl won't will be wearing tonight

I'm getting to know my new steam generator iron while X factor is on

But can I just take a second to laugh at Port again?

Helps self to Pombear, even though I've eaten three packets today and had a takeaway.

Ninks

Ok, the Jeff dirt isn't really that exciting, but I might have worked alongside him in a previous life and he might have got the sack for getting a blowjob off a guest while on the job (so to speak).

Allegedly.

He was a nice guy though - like a big labrador :)

x factor virgin sitting next to me : "i never realised cheryl had a geordie accent"

i'm going to have a lot of explaining to do

Hi all, Port - best mispost ever! classic. Let the mayhem commence!

How long does this iron take FFS! I'm going to be able to hear the singing at this rate!

cherly's hair?

Chezza's hair! Has she been tarred and feathered or is it a do?

You have a steam generator iron?

Oh I sooo want one of those.
It's my birthday in two weeks and I might buy myself one.
I love ironing and I've wanted one of those for years.
Tell me all about it.

Hello!

nearly mars, long way away ..he's agog

is it just me or is Dermots mic really quiet?

actually, Danni's was too.....

Re Jeff - as Harry Hill would say, "Dirty boy!!"

Looks like Joan of fecking Arc has been at the Shades shampoo.

I bet Daniel Radcliffe doesn't know him from Adam.

that's nice about paije

daniel very skinny