Thread to watch Katie Waissal get kicked out the X factor

[whomovedmychocolate]

Welcome one, welcome all, thought I'd be the first for once.

Newspaper reports indicate a double eviction and that flopsy Katie is due for the axe. Let's hope no vicious bananas thwart her 'performance'.

Mark your spots and I'll see you all later. :)

Quick! Something furry has died on Paije's neck

Cheryl has obviously been reading mumsnet and accepted that she has an ugly pair of cankles on her, hence the long dress.......

Cheryl needs a new hairdresser.

Who the hell thought up that one, and has she looked in a mirror?

Not keen on either dress.

ROFL at DR remembering Paije

I love Elton John! What a man.

Ok but a tad flat

ugh gotta go

really want to be one of those dancers

Coral jacket.

Who the hell chose that?

That's saving cash - Katie Weasel and Wagbo doing Paije's back up dancing.

Ooh good gossip, Jeff

Does Paige work in a cinema? Thought he worked in Tesco

PS. i'm two mins behind until the next ad break

This is rubbish

DP says he looks like Pugsley out of The Addams Family.

Louis' face. He's so dim. Do you think there's just a clockwork mouse going round inside his skull?

why have the dancer all got curly wigs?

they must be scousers

Louis is wearing a fetching shade of lipstick tonight :)

Portblacksand, I am still right glad that you are still alive and with us tonight to celebrate the x factor

is that deliberate abotu the shoulders?

this is better than I thought it would be

that was a horrible song and he made it alright

Why has no one done 'i want love'? that is the best Elton song ever...

Bingo!

Cheryl looks like shes naked