X- Factor! Boot Camp!

[Raahh]

Anyone watching?

(DD2 has failed to materialise this week, so am eating spicy chilli with pineapple washed down with gaviscon).

Sooo glad the dull auditions are over.....

He was all right. He can dance far better than Gary Barlow.

Is Gazza the yardstick then?

Ooh, I've never noticed the Gok Twins before.

Go Mary!

She's got a lovely attitude.

FFS, arthritis

I want Mary to win!

Oh Mary. Why the shimmy?

Ah, Mary adopted my own strategy. If all else fails, shake your tits.

go Mary

at Tits and Ass on show.

Oh God BOF, Step Class! I remember the hell only too well.

Then again the same thing happened to me on my second driving lesson earlier when I was told to get in the right hand lane from the left and instead steered left on a 40 road towards a grass verge with lampposts.

Mary's great

Mary is the bees knees

This is all a bit samey without a female judge. Louis is like Simon's little lap dog.

They're all clapping him not making any cuts and missing the point that, in that case, all that was to get some good telly of them looking stupid.

I approve

I'm about 15 mins behind everyone else!! Had to pause it to put dinner out.

think Mary will get through to the live shows? Hope so

I had my fatal first pee and now I can't stop needing a wee lol Just had to share that but don't want to move from my comfy chair

I am under blankets and eating Green&Blacks. I need it for the heat, sod the diet.
juney, would it help if I went pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss in your ear?

Evenin' all . Have finally found this thread.

It's a bit like watching the local dole office queue this week isn't it?

oooh yes she was chloe mafia then. she looked SO much better without the fake look. I remember her dd was on it too and she was all chavved up, looked 100x better after pods makeover

Not particularly

Oi, Tippy. Pack that in. I don't want to have to get up to the loo. It's too cold.

I love Mary,

Hello wmmc

LOL wmmc very funny