X- Factor! Boot Camp!

[Raahh]

Anyone watching?

(DD2 has failed to materialise this week, so am eating spicy chilli with pineapple washed down with gaviscon).

Sooo glad the dull auditions are over.....

when does Cheryl return?

Did they dip the female contestants in the extra spidery eye make up bucket?

Soon I hope I like Nicole but she's no Cheryl.

Hi wmmc.

Why are they so thrilled to see Nicole? Tyra she aint.

Oh, great, Miss personality pussycat doll is here.

Oh I hates her. Hates hates hates her.

Oh it's cheryl's mini me

I meant Cher but Nicole too, as it happens.

Cher always seems to be grimacing.

you hate Cher or Pussy?

She's got eyebrows that a three year old drew on their Sindy doll.

i go to dish uo and you lot move on 3 pages.

can't stand to watch cher sing, her mouth annoys me.

If cheryl get through I hope someone helps her with her hair and make up - the Gok Twins maybe?

I find it hard to like very thin women with lopsided cheekbones. What the hell is with the Elvis sneer. And this is a TERRIBLE song.

haha wtf

Cher not Cheryl

Both marula.

quick log back to say omg cher sounds terrible and her dancing omg!!

Dd asked why the judge called simon looks so cross. And why the girls have such big eyelashes

She's a bit young to have already developed a Cum Face.

I wish Cher would eat a pie. I just want to take her home and look after her. I think she's brilliant though.

That quiff should definately get through. Sod Cher, put the quiff in.

I must be getting old because I think this is crap.

she is awful.

Cher is 'doing a Darius"