X- Factor! Boot Camp!

[Raahh]

Anyone watching?

(DD2 has failed to materialise this week, so am eating spicy chilli with pineapple washed down with gaviscon).

Sooo glad the dull auditions are over.....

"Tit tape to keep the hoodie up do we think?" It is ITV they will have economised with Blu Tak.

And what's Bill Bailey doing here?

Can they not do something from A Chorus Line while using this format just for fun?

[gimmer]

Bill Bailey doing Spanish. Scorchio.

Who is the jolly green giant?

How old is the "oldies" group these days?

This is a bit unfair on all the old yuns.

There is a fair amount of Tits and Ass on show, Ninks...

FFS, Tesco woman is never going to be asked to prance about onstage- why are they making her do it?

LOL at tit tape.

I was wondering if his hoody would slip

Ooh, what's going down?

Zane? Crying in the bogs.

Ohh he can't dance :(

Oh Zane. You'll never get into Louis' boyband with that attitude.

Poor Zain. I'd be the same. Two left feet.

pre planned

Throwing a tantrum and not trying to dance aint gonna get you far mate in the real indutry. (Unless you are super famous then ofcourse you can do that)

it isn't a dancing competition- poor kid!

Silly to just nit go on stage.

What a diva

I left a Step Class almost in tears once because I couldn't tell my left from my right

If he does some special favours for Louis he will let him in the boy band.

Though to be fair they said it wasn't about the dancing, it was to stand out. He's managed that OK from backstage

He's no worse than that kid they picked out the first time round.

What was he playing at? He was not that bad?