X- Factor! Boot Camp!

[Raahh]

Anyone watching?

(DD2 has failed to materialise this week, so am eating spicy chilli with pineapple washed down with gaviscon).

Sooo glad the dull auditions are over.....

What's her day job?

The flaw to their Same Song plan is that they are going to be absolutely sick of the songs after a few hours and therefore less than impartial. I reckon.

Plus they are all shit songs hassled, that can't help.

Poker face is an appalling song for them to sing, imo.

"If she has ever earned ten grand in a week, then I'm a fucking nun."

She's dog rough and a mother of a baby girl, so possibly a mumnetter, more likely a netmummer though.

Poor weeping man

Yes, Katie Waissel had a record contract in the States under a different name, but wangled her way out of it, so she's staying in.

She must get through- she wouldn't have done that if they hadn't practically promised her a place.

Hello! Wasn't Sunday's episode genius when Louis was in black and white? I woke the children up laughing when he perked up and then Simon put his head in his hands and turned grey at the sight of the Brothers Camp.

TheInvisibleManDidIt

The oldest profession TheInvisibleManDidIt

Katie wotsit is Madonna girl yes?

Her day job is, er, wanking off guys.

yes Tippy

Ta muchly Random

BOF, that's even naughtier!

I knew about the record contract and thought she had been disqualified

HOw do you know these people already
katie wotsit had a contract in theusa? and she wanks blokes for aliving?

I really really need to start reading the tabloids.

How on earth would they do that VT back-to-the-hometown bit for her? What the feck would they show, the poor love?

i'm here. waiting for my curry to arrive, yum!

And here we are......

OMG what a twat lol

her?

She is a tit.

ahh her...

she has been on tv before. bbc3's snnog marry avoid.