X- Factor! Boot Camp!

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Anyone watching?

(DD2 has failed to materialise this week, so am eating spicy chilli with pineapple washed down with gaviscon).

Sooo glad the dull auditions are over.....

The Mercee one got removed frm the comp tippy as I think they thought hse was too fragile (like SuBo) to continue

and yay me, finally got bold!

i think the mercyyyy woman was not allowed through due to mental health issues. not 100% sure on that though, i may be making it up!

Did Chloe Mafia get through?

Which one was Mercyyy?

sadly yes crack

from week 2 or 3 BoF leopard skin leggings, she did her own remix

Did she?
Bof she did a Bjork madnessfest and had a little girl. Odd clothes and slippery grasp on reality.

Slight aside but - Christine Bleakly and Mick Hucknell. That's punishment.

Mick Hucknall- bleurgh....

Oh yes.

That description sounds uncannily like me though, and I don't remember auditioning

You'd have been whacked off your tits on something Bof so not surprising

Tippy- if I ever saw those two in the same place, I would assume I had just had a massive coronary and had died and gone to hell.

some of them do not look impressed with the dancing.

what is he wearing!

Dancing is a bit unfair, when the prize is essentially a recording contract

ooooh visitors, see you all later

mmmmmmm, manly chest Bran. Tit tape to keep the hoodie up do we think?

He looks like the green goddess...

ooh, and i went to school with one of these contestants! can't get any info on if it get's to judges houses though.

Bof, watch ITV1 after XF then and repent your sins

Which one, mumatron?

Good thing I never auditioned, you'd see me flailing around on the stage, I can't sing...but I definitely can't dance.

mercy womn lied about her age - she applied for miss uk or something with a ifferent age.

The sweat is pissing out of him