What's the best/funniest/worst names of pets that you know of?

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Just being nosey really I once met someone who's dogs' names were Gin and Tonic quite good names really but a bit naff I thought. Also dd (13) had a friend who named her rabbit Hell! What were her parents thinking?!?!

Oops just realised maybe this wasn't the right place to start this thread ?? (new to mn BTW)

My aunts dog was called 'Nameless' for nearly 15 years. They found him as a youngster and didn't want to give him a name and get attached as they def weren't keeping him!!

There are lots of cats called Dave around (which seems to be the coolest cat name)

My DD wouldn't allow me to call two of our guinea-pig boars Boris or Malcolm
I have two guineas called Oreo and Tarragon which is pretty cool, yes?

My husband had a Guinea pig called Jacqui when he was younger.

Also had friends with a dachshund called Alan.

My parents' cat was called 'Lickie Wah Wah'. So called because he couldn't miaow, just make a little 'wah' noise.

Thankfully he was an indoor cat. There was no way I was shouting that round the rough arse estate where we used to live.

My grandparents used to have a dog called Lobo (low-bow)

Not sure where that came from

I smile to myself when I hear my neighbour calling her cat in. His name is Nobby.

Lobo is Spanish for wolf

Ah!! That clears that up

I always wondered why

I thought it was just an odd name

It's a good name

Now I know what it means it's an excellent name

They were quite imaginative at times

A cat called Tetley because he used to shred open the tea bags and roll in the leaves

Another cat called Toshka. It was originally called Tasha. It lived with my nans mum but she couldn't care for it anymore. When they got the cat they realised it wasn't female so renamed it to Toshka

I'm bad at pet naming

Had 3 hamsters called Chardonnay, Tiffany and Bruno.

Cat called digger.

Hamster names were from footballers wife era and eastenders.

We had cats when I was younger. The first was called Snoopy, the second was called Elizabeth, shortened to Lizzy (guess who was a child during the Queen's Silver Jubilee-showing my age now)

The worst name was my grans dog. (Back in the 50's.) Think the most racist name you could EVER have for a black collie. Then abriviate it (first three letters) then add nog. am thoroughly ashamed. Thankfully she never mentioned it to friends. Awful awful name.

The best was our name for 2 cats. Smokey and Bandit.

I had a Dave the guinea pig (pic). He was a legend.

If we get another male guinea he'll be Vincenzo Nibili (after the cyclist who has the best human pet name ever!).

Our friends have chickens called Deirdre, Betty, and Henrietta. The purple pigs all have old lady names.

My mums dog is called nutter and she lives up to her name

I know two sausage dogs called Onion and Gravy.

We are getting a dog next month, I want to call it Pincho. DS wants to call it Woofy

We used to have a rabbit named Woody (after Woodstock, Snoopy's feathery friend). And a hamster called Foomf

Relative of DP had a dog called Deeojee

Lots of terrible pet names in my family. Growing up I had a cat called Pneuma & a poodle called Psyche (Ancient Greek enthusiast parents). We later had a rescue dog named Snodgrass.

My grandmother had a chocolate lab named Kate. But she also had 2 granddaughters named Kate, which made this a particularly odd choice.

Ah yes I know someone who had a racist name dog too but that was more about him the human

His nickname was Snowy. He had a little black dog called.. Well I'm sure you can guess. Begins with a W and add a y for it to go with Snowy

We have a ferret called Alan.

Our local bar used to have a cat named ceefur ( c for cat!) and I have heard one of the regulars copied it for their dog who was called deefur!

Also know a sausage dog called bisto

I really want to name my next pet askit

I do know of a Fatty Boom Boom and a Desmond. Both are cats.

And an old neighbour from my childhood had a budgie named Rambo

I've got a cat called Ed and a variety of guinea pigs, when I rescued two of them at the grand age of 5 I called them Doris and Mabel, Doris is still here and almost 7 now!
I've also got a siemese fighting fish called Wilfred