What's the best/funniest/worst names of pets that you know of?

[TheJediSmurf]

Just being nosey really I once met someone who's dogs' names were Gin and Tonic quite good names really but a bit naff I thought. Also dd (13) had a friend who named her rabbit Hell! What were her parents thinking?!?!

Oops just realised maybe this wasn't the right place to start this thread ?? (new to mn BTW)

[curryandrice]

We've got a cat called Keith ... he's fabulous!

One of my dogs is a Keith

[FrancesNiadova]

1set of hens were Kylie, Britney, Madonna and Duffy, because they were groovy chicks! or tough old boilers

[TroysMammy]

I had gerbils called Rimmer and Lister and a rabbit called Rolf after my childhood hero who sadly has tainted all my memories, pervert.

[Purplehonesty]

A dog called Ronnie Barker

[t4nut]

Not what the kids named him but out of their earshot I call the cat shithead.

[herbwife]

In my family we have a cat called Luna, because she's crazy and another named Loki because he's a sod

[mrscee]

My cat is called Nigel, he's a rescue cat and he came with that name and he suits it. Although still feel a fool shouting his name down the garden

[BellMcEnd]

I've had Magenta, Tinkerbell and Smut () the hamsters.

Axl, Izzy and Wednesday, the rats.

And then, (outs self), a rescue starling called (wait for it) Clarice

[Crumblevision]

My Gran had a cat called Blackie (back in the very early 80's). And somewhere in the family 50 or so years ago was a dog called "Jumbo" 😒

[ErrolTheDragon]

At last someone with some taste.

[lavenderbongo]

When I was a child I had a rabbit called Kinky. My Dad named him.

We have a cat called Carrot (after Captain Carrot from Pratchett) and guinea pigs called Errol, Sydney and Zachary.

[CatNip2]

Love the name Alan, that would fit in our house perfectly.

[CatNip2]

We had a fish called Janette once, all our cats have had human names and mainly those common in 1940s-1950s births.

[ilovesprouts]

kenika she used to say call it in but I would not

[SweetChickadee]

A friend of my dad had a cat called Mental. It did have some fairly significant ishoos.

I wanted to call our cat Alan but DH was having none of it

[WyldFyre]

I have a lab called Dubh - guess what colour she is

[TitsTingle]

We had rabbits called Ben and Jerry
We've got a shihtzu called Steve (Stephen when naughty) he's an arse most of the time.

[Flanderspigeonmurderer]

My husbands friend had a cat called carpet monster. I don't remember how it got its name.

[MidnightVelvettheSixth]

And an elderly aunt had 2 cats called Frodo & Sam, didn't get the link til years later :)

[MidnightVelvettheSixth]

I have a totally rubbish friend who has a python and has not called him Monty, what a wasted fucking opportunity!

When we were deciding on a new name for a rescue cat some of the suggestions from the small DC were: Banana, Brick, Plant Pot, Chicken Nugget etc. When they suggested Cinnamon Sunlight I grabbed it with both hands!

[paddypants13]

My auntie had cats called Wally and Mofo! < Outs self.>

I was too little to realise how rude the names were especially Mofo.

[GinIsIn]

Some friends of mine have a cat called Fat Bastard...

[kenicka]

I love sprouts you couldn't use the n word 20 years ago either withou causing major offence!

[mrssmooth]

We've got a cat called Keith ... he's fabulous!

[ErrolTheDragon]

The pup stands a chance of being able to say his own name.