Cod, MrsB, JacHyde, Cyb etc etc EMERGE0NCY on Planet Fashion! I need green high heels, but not too high, and must be the right shade of green. And, er, must be bought by Saturday...

[Aitch]

Oh lord if any of you can help i would be soooooo grateful.

i have green metallic glasses, right? looooovely ones, mikli/starck etc cost a freakin' fortune. and i am wearing a pink dress to a wedding (IN FRANCE, SODDING GOLD TRADERS APLENTY, THE POTENTIAL FOR SNOOTINESS ABOUNDS).

aaaanyway... it's only after coming home i realise that those glasses pop a little against the pink. fine, i like pop. so without running the risk of looking too matchy-matchy i thought maybe a green clutch and some green OR gold shoes. however, the woman in JL (yes, i know) said that i HAD to get green shoes as gold not appropriate (even with humungous gold zipper and potential for green and gold accessorising at wrist).

aaaand, oh i don't know. i'm just blethering. do you like my dress?

have any of you seen any nice green shoes lately? i've got good pins, can carry off a heeled glad-type thing. did try these on today and they are MASSIVELY comfortable but ever so slightly mumsy in the heel imo.

any advice?

Am lurking but just had to say that this thread has kept me entertained while there's nothing on TV! And aitch, if you are a PayPal user, I have a 15% off code for ASOS if you decide on the Westwood rubber ones! It's PAYPALJUNE, expires 15th June

heheheh. i did like the flumps, in blue, and not with this dress. they are nice shoes, and from clarks, so will fit like slippers.

i might adjourn from this as am clearly irritating people who are only trying to help me, though, which was never my intention... [saintly] [bare-foot]

bigger, it's 16th June! Aitch - you can't go until you DECIDE. (or lie)

Oh bum! Sorry!

ah-hah! fresh meat!

i am grimly fascinated by the rubber shoes.

there was only one gold pair that i liked, tbh, and that was tether's office peeps. i've book-marked 'em.

but am now off to check out ggirl's...

are these the gold asos westwood ones ?

ROFL at the trainers. new look ones okay but gold looks funny colour. will investigate irl.

i cannot decide tonight, habs. if i do i'll end up in rubber.

right off to dream about shoes
night all

cheers m'dears! i must away and write some world cup copy...

ggirl, these are the rubber VW's (can't remember who suggested them) but they don't come in gold, only grey with gold bobble thing
((www.asos.com/Vivienne-Westwood-For-Melissa/Vivienne-Westwood-Anglomania-For-Melissa- Globe-Heeled-Slingback-Shoe/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=857438&cid=6167&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&c lr=Pink%2fGreen))
Love them!

and... THANK YOU

Gold cage.

(i don't wnat to buy rubber shoes)

oh they're nice, habs. bertie has a pair just like them that i tried the dress on with but they about crippled me for walking. those look lower...

I know you don't aitch, ggirl was asking. Dress is lovely btw - I am an apple too and think it will be very flattering. I hope you find some shoes!

oh but i kinda do, you see. am riven in twain on the matter. keep flicking back to them, and now have two pairs to flick to. but ninety quid for fooking rubber shoes... it's ridiculous.

oh, I've found it!

Oh ffs, I have been out and watered my entire garden to within an inch of its life and still you're going on about the shoes, woman?

Gold and pink is good. That is why they put a gold zip in the pink dress. Gold, in the cagey style - like those Jimmy Choos y'now this, but gold, and not 495 squids, obv.

And Of Course they will notice silver shoes and a gold zip. This is France we are talking about. Ask Bonsoir, she'll tell ya. You'll be driven out of town.

and are those not my carvelas of the OP? (no, they are emphatically not, but there is a passing similarity.)

No, no ropy bit. Ropes for the beach/yacht, not for swanky wedding.

Whaaa?

Like these

LOVE THESE

Sure they're both up the thread somewhere,
but these are my real choices.

Got to make a choice - don't go green!

yes, i acknowledge that, but if the swanky wedding is in dusty french countryside?
these are also out i take it?

was joking obv, thought you would know so didn't put in wink, sorry.

see, both of those are much more spindly than i think i could manage. i'll be driving in france (bloody church is thirty mins from venue, venue twenty mins from place we're staying, no transport provided...) and wrangling kids at home so it's a firm no to spindly. plus, i just don't like delicate shoes, i think.

ooh look, gold with green heels. But spindly of heel.

So, chunky heel or wedge?

Am losing will to continue.