Cod, MrsB, JacHyde, Cyb etc etc EMERGE0NCY on Planet Fashion! I need green high heels, but not too high, and must be the right shade of green. And, er, must be bought by Saturday...

[Aitch]

Oh lord if any of you can help i would be soooooo grateful.

i have green metallic glasses, right? looooovely ones, mikli/starck etc cost a freakin' fortune. and i am wearing a pink dress to a wedding (IN FRANCE, SODDING GOLD TRADERS APLENTY, THE POTENTIAL FOR SNOOTINESS ABOUNDS).

aaaanyway... it's only after coming home i realise that those glasses pop a little against the pink. fine, i like pop. so without running the risk of looking too matchy-matchy i thought maybe a green clutch and some green OR gold shoes. however, the woman in JL (yes, i know) said that i HAD to get green shoes as gold not appropriate (even with humungous gold zipper and potential for green and gold accessorising at wrist).

aaaand, oh i don't know. i'm just blethering. do you like my dress?

have any of you seen any nice green shoes lately? i've got good pins, can carry off a heeled glad-type thing. did try these on today and they are MASSIVELY comfortable but ever so slightly mumsy in the heel imo.

any advice?

please stop trying, love, it's a lost cause... those ones are lovely and do-able of heel i think but under no circumstances do i have enough money to pay for them.

Aitch - those shoes refuse to load on my mac - I saw that their name was patchouli?

STOP IT!

(you don't need to wink at me - honest, I'm not a fluffy!)

Any good? Cheap as chips

i know, the patchouli was off-putting i agree. they were just cork peep-toe wedges, funnily enough, not dissimilar (but disappointingly flatter) to my silver ones.

no diamante, the woman in john lewis would burst a corset. plus, they are again rather delicate and feminine where i would prefer to stomp i think.

gold wedges

vagey but chunky low heel

safe but versatile

would pop with glasses but in a good way?

HMMMM TOPSHOP WEDGES V JOLLY
sorry caps but does cork come under the no rope ruling?

oh and oasis cages no t available in my size...

Courts

Kitten heel

Gorgeous

Just seen this...Green shoes NO, with green specs and a green bag (that I agree with) green shoes will just look like you are trying too hard, too put together and just not getting it right.

Pink shoes No, as above but you would also just look cheap.

Do not go for statement shoes, the dress and bag say enough. Your shoes should be simple strappy and gold! Add some tasteful gold jewellery (obviously not Vikki Polard style) and you are good to go. Everything will work together but it will look effortless, which is the key here, yes?

I would also say no to wedges with that dress.

No, Idon't tihnk you can make a rope out of cork so you should be ok

lol jac where've ya bin? agree, then, so we're back to the gold. i really don't want stupid little filigree straps though, i have now decided that i actively detest them... so what constitutes a non-statement shoe, do you think?

I think you had it right with a cage sandal, although most of them have spike like heels which I think you said you don't want?

I am trawling the net as we speak, if I find anything I shall report back.

Although I am tempted to include some dolly type court shoes (peep toe) they could work, or a simple slingback.

sooooo

Gold

Thick heels, or wedges not spindly.

Not daintly miss world style sandals normally seen worn with a swimsuit.

not covered up shoes - too hot.

No rope, cork or similar beachy types.

No diamante.

i do quite like the cone heel, those i find tolerable. did like the oasis ones, so will deffo investigate those irl. you hate the carvela ones too i take it? sooooo comfy.

prim, i looked up your orange river island cage btw. much as we have moved on from there, colour-wise, they were nice.

also a very nice (i thought) black sandal with cuff and low heel. but not right colour.

i am putting these forward so you can shout me down

Nothing like anything we have discussed but bargain

M&S NO they are beige!

ditto

Linky to the Carvelas again.

quite nice but didn't prim say that 80mm was a five inch heel? they are a barg, though.

M&S number 2, nice but not with your dress, also they are more bronze than gold.

not as shit irl they looked quite nice with the hot pink toenails. but rope, y'see. although i bet i would wear them again.

i know, annoying that. metallic. wtf sort of a colour is metallic?

do not buy any of teh westwood shoes made of that rubber material - its hard and very uncomfortable

if teh zip is a problem why dont you have it changed? will cost you less than a pair of new shoes

then you could wear shoes you already have and buy jewellry that brings in your kelly green colour, preferably earring or necklace as will be up near your face

sorted