Cod, MrsB, JacHyde, Cyb etc etc EMERGE0NCY on Planet Fashion! I need green high heels, but not too high, and must be the right shade of green. And, er, must be bought by Saturday...

[Aitch]

Oh lord if any of you can help i would be soooooo grateful.

i have green metallic glasses, right? looooovely ones, mikli/starck etc cost a freakin' fortune. and i am wearing a pink dress to a wedding (IN FRANCE, SODDING GOLD TRADERS APLENTY, THE POTENTIAL FOR SNOOTINESS ABOUNDS).

aaaanyway... it's only after coming home i realise that those glasses pop a little against the pink. fine, i like pop. so without running the risk of looking too matchy-matchy i thought maybe a green clutch and some green OR gold shoes. however, the woman in JL (yes, i know) said that i HAD to get green shoes as gold not appropriate (even with humungous gold zipper and potential for green and gold accessorising at wrist).

aaaand, oh i don't know. i'm just blethering. do you like my dress?

have any of you seen any nice green shoes lately? i've got good pins, can carry off a heeled glad-type thing. did try these on today and they are MASSIVELY comfortable but ever so slightly mumsy in the heel imo.

any advice?

btw who are you? nice name.

too casual

gold , mid heel

green

She's got a flamin slideshow in her head, Primrose. It never stays on one picture.

am a mouse who lives in Brambly Hedge!

thin heels yay or nay?

i have a bob, right. dark bob.

green fashion spex.

pink dress.

decent legs, fake tanned to within inch of life obv, which being scottish should bring me up to near-human colouring.

aaaaand the feet?

i dunno.

the green clutch does look nice with the pink, i should say. it's a nice aggressive block of colour againts the pink.

i wish russel and brom's website wasn't so shit.

oh and i was once your dad...

WHY HAVE I ONLY JUST FOUND THIS THREAD 3 minutes before I go to bed

Humph

wear the silver - christ alive.

Who is going to say "HER ZIP IS GOLDEN, AND YET! yet she wears silver shoes...She disgusts me. Let us remove ourselves from her presence"?

Er - a twat that's who.

Did you not read that the wedding is full of gold traders, shirley? They'll be affronted if they see silver.

nay to thin heels if poss.
i like the ones that are too casual, gg, but obv not in that colour. not without belting dress and that ain't gonna happen. [apple]

i do remember someone being my dad but a blanked it out given that HE DIED WHEN I WAS BUT A COMPARATIVE NIPPER.

noooo to silver
they will notice and larf at clueless scottish bint

ummm i also emailed you apologising, might have been the jon whats his name thread, where his wife turned up...

I've read many a thing including "smelly old shoes which are still great are worth more in the hand than a 110 quid pair of cloppers that will be worn once and hurt the feet and GOD DISAPPROVES"

(in fairness, I just wrote that, but I read it back so...)

lol shirley. it is v golden, the zip. it's a feature of the dress... dh says no to silver and he's quite the fashion maven. (more so than me, certainly).

anyway, who are you also?

lololol i know you did, prim, and bear you no ill will on the matter, but have genuinely blanked it out. more clues requ'd.

Chunky heel and better than flumps

aw Aitch - I am no one. Just a name changer, no one you know though.

Ah - big golden zip = GOLDEN SHOES.

It's like the wizard of Oz on here tonight...You have had a million suggestions...I think you're waiting for one of us to say "Fuck it Aitch, wear a pair of crocs"

wtf is it with you people and clown shoes?! habs, they are horrific.

this is the dress, look at it again if you would indulge me, please

i have COMPLETELY lost track of what i should be going for here... no kidding.

sandals, yes?

oh no, no no no, i won't have it shirley, i'm not here to waste people's time, i promise. i have rigorously thanked every person who has offered suggestions, and there have been a few real contenders, none of which have been available in my size, all of which have been firmly bookmarked for further trawling round town.

heloooooo, wats.

Pox, Aitch - you liked the flumps. I was just being led by that. I'm up for painting the damn zip now. Be grateful I didn't suugest these dainty wee things.

have these been linked already?

gold

bit weirdy

these are all too spindly aren't they

get yourself noticed

There are some great gold sandals on this thread. Honest I saw a couple of pairs (before I lost the will to live) which were utterly perfect for the dress.

I'm a sarcastic bitch. Ignore me.