You can ban ONE summer look. Which?

[awfulapril]

Which kind of outfit or particular item are you seeing in the hot weather that you'd like to ban Man or woman.

illogical hatred preferred
i think bikini tops anywhere other than a Beach. At

Unitards especially light “skin toned” or pale pink

I say an especially awful one that was knitted and look like the woman’s bum cheeks were trying to escape out of it.

🎶 I've always been one of the dudes
With my flat top and my combat boots
But now I'm learning all the thrills
That come with wearing espadrilles... 🎶

BOO, NO! to:

• Socks under sandals, especially black socks, especially if I can smell them. Also, please do not take your shoes off and go around in your stocking feet if your socks smell, thanks.

• Exposed bellies, on either sex, no matter the condition. Leave those at home.

For balance, I do love linen trousers, miniskirts, floor-length skirts, and those leggings that scrunch over your arse (with the caveat that I should not really be able to see the fabric over your arse if you are wearing leggings otherwise than for active sport).

Attack is the best form of defence eh?

Shirtless men - keep it to the poolside or the beach.

No one wants to see a sweaty gorilla as they walk the supermarket aisles.

Men in sleeveless tops / string vests (!) in shops or cafes showing hairy armpits.
Or no shirts at all.

Men in shorts (in the UK) as day wear in towns and cities- they aren't any cooler than linen trousers.

Basically, anyone showing too much flesh, like women 'tumbling' out of low cut dresses.

I don’t mind when younger men take their tops off but I will say when my dad (72) does it every time it’s over 20 degrees to reveal his faded and badly done Manchester United tattoo it is a bit embarrassing. But at the same time good for him for having the confidence I guess because he genuinely thinks he looks great.

Haha you started attacking me. 🤣
you didn’t need to quote me!

Hideous tent-like maxi dresses which train along the floor. Why anyone thinks they are a sensible thing to wear in hot weather baffles me. In fairness, most women who wear them seem to be quite overweight so they may be too self-conscious to wear shorts.

Men with bare chests away from a beach, body of water or their homes/gardens.

I would agree that the long flowing flowery dresses trainers and a denim jacket is the most basic bitch kind of outfit. Any woman still wearing it must be because it's comfortable. But she is not fashionable.

Sorry op didn’t mean to derail your thread. The other poster seems to have an issue with me. I won’t respond to them anymore

The air flows up long droopy dresses. Not that I wear dresses that trail on the ground

Shorts are not 'cool' when it's hot.
They restrict the air flow around your bum etc . Tight waistbands too.

I think shorts are for the beach, or playing sport, or hiking.

I think you're rude to use 'bitch' when talking about women's clothes.

I don't know what a basic bitch is anyhow.

Not everyone aims to be fashionable.
In 34C today most people want comfort.

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I was quite enjoying the bunfight 🤣

Oh do enlighten me. Is it urban slang? It's passed me by.

But MN takes a very dim view of the word bitch used against women.

Basic bitch sounds very condescending. If you mean a basic fashion for women, use the word 'woman'. Not a dog's name.

I actually did see a woman, in Prague zoo, clad just in a flowery skirt. Baby clamped to one breast, but no top to be seen. She was incredibly gorgeous. But it was still a bit startling.

I thought that was a fashion trend that had died out. But no, I see the hot weather has caused a resurgence. It's worse when theyve bought ones that match their skin tone.

@DaffodilLill try google.

"God you’re seriously on one! I don’t like that trend anyway. Can’t stand it. Doesn’t mean you can’t wear it! Get a life!!!"

If you can find anything I have written that is an attack like this, go for it.

Yep, thats me, not maxi but voluminous. Currently in a calf length cotton dress, teva sandals. Far too fat. Do I give a shiny shite? No. Im as cool as im going to be apart from submerged in a pool.

Women of all ages who seem to advertise service as a wet-nurse . Nobody needs to see all of your boobs. Looking like an aged dairy cow isn’t sexy either. A bit of coverage will actually look nicer as well.

This thread was always going to cause ructions.

Have you not seen the post the op has written above???? Please keep the thread on topic and take your issues elsewhere!!