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Sporty thong back swimsuit

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24kPalamino · 01/11/2025 17:02

Looking for a swimsuit that isn’t too low cut, that has a sporty look and a thong bottom.
struggling to find something sporty enough.
If anyone has seen or purchased something like this, then I’d appreciate a recommendation.

Many thanks!

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purple590 · 01/11/2025 19:03

24kPalamino · 01/11/2025 17:53

That is actually perfect. Really love this thank you.

I just don't get this - why would you want to look like you've got a wedgie? And what are you going to do with a tanned ass?

24kPalamino · 01/11/2025 19:10

Soontobe60 · 01/11/2025 18:55

All this one will do is get stuck up your bum when you’re climbing back on the board and give you very weird tan lines on your chest. What are you hoping for it to support?

I don’t like straps falling off my shoulders when paddling. I like a bit of firmness/structure at the top for practicality.

The bottom is where I like a bit of femininity to balance the look. And I also like a thong (ish) not a full on g string, for inside my wetsuit when I wear it.

I also simply like the look, and to get a nice tan when paddling.

I feel like I’ve suggested something really bizarre or vulgar here. Yet these costumes are sold to be worn, so I guess they appeal to some people.

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24kPalamino · 01/11/2025 19:12

purple590 · 01/11/2025 19:03

I just don't get this - why would you want to look like you've got a wedgie? And what are you going to do with a tanned ass?

Well, what I’m going to do with a tanned ass is really my business, but as I wear thong knickers, I prefer not to have two white cheeks either side before they transition into tanned legs.

I’m not asking anyone else to wear a thong swimsuit. I came here to ask for recommendations.

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SparrowFeet · 01/11/2025 19:16

Honestly why does it matter? The OP came here to get recommendations on a particular style. She's not asking anyone else to wear it.

24kPalamino · 01/11/2025 19:19

SparrowFeet · 01/11/2025 19:16

Honestly why does it matter? The OP came here to get recommendations on a particular style. She's not asking anyone else to wear it.

Thank you. And thank you also for your recommendations!

I ended up purchasing the first one you posted but in the blue. It’s not too cheeky, but is a beautiful colour. Expensive, but I hope it’ll last a while, and it also looks really practical.

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CharlieKirkRIP · 01/11/2025 19:37

Jesus wept, I thought I would try and be helpful and I had a look for you and now I have to go and bleach my eyes -

Sporty thong back swimsuit
LaserPumpkin · 01/11/2025 19:48

Thanks SO much for sharing that @CharlieKirkRIP 🤢

Stravaig · 01/11/2025 19:55

Being old and wise past it, I don't see a thong as feminine, just impractical, uncomfortable, and trashy 🤣.

Dadspet · 01/11/2025 20:19

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24kPalamino · 01/11/2025 20:20

CharlieKirkRIP · 01/11/2025 19:37

Jesus wept, I thought I would try and be helpful and I had a look for you and now I have to go and bleach my eyes -

😅

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LikeAHandleInTheWind · 01/11/2025 20:20

I'm more interested in the muscle definition of the model in the red swimsuit - I've never seen anything like her upper left leg! Is that photo shopped?

SpinandSing · 01/11/2025 20:59

Maybe check out Arena swimsuits next time too. Some of the styles have really high legs and cheeky bums and they're fabulous suits. Sporty, functional and sexy.

RampantIvy · 01/11/2025 21:08

tillyandmilly · 01/11/2025 17:59

I hate seeing these bum cheek thong type exposing swimsuits totally inappropriate - we dont all want to see your bum exposed and why does it have to be tanned?

And who is going to see the results? It's not as if your workmates will.

GoldenNuggets08 · 01/11/2025 21:12

purple590 · 01/11/2025 19:03

I just don't get this - why would you want to look like you've got a wedgie? And what are you going to do with a tanned ass?

She's obviously going to wear ass-less chaps to work every day so everyone can see it.....

OP glad you got sorted! I got my arse handed to me (excuse the pun) on a thread months ago for suggesting I find cheeky style swimsuits more comfortable than full brief style so I'm not surprised at the comments on here. 🤣 Wild!

24kPalamino · 01/11/2025 21:15

GoldenNuggets08 · 01/11/2025 21:12

She's obviously going to wear ass-less chaps to work every day so everyone can see it.....

OP glad you got sorted! I got my arse handed to me (excuse the pun) on a thread months ago for suggesting I find cheeky style swimsuits more comfortable than full brief style so I'm not surprised at the comments on here. 🤣 Wild!

Arseless chaps to work made me giggle.

I am surprised. I felt confident enough to ask because there’s another thread running where the general consensus is to wear whatever you feel good in and don’t worry about what people think. So I thought I was safe.

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Ahfiddlesticks · 01/11/2025 21:17

24kPalamino · 01/11/2025 19:10

I don’t like straps falling off my shoulders when paddling. I like a bit of firmness/structure at the top for practicality.

The bottom is where I like a bit of femininity to balance the look. And I also like a thong (ish) not a full on g string, for inside my wetsuit when I wear it.

I also simply like the look, and to get a nice tan when paddling.

I feel like I’ve suggested something really bizarre or vulgar here. Yet these costumes are sold to be worn, so I guess they appeal to some people.

You haven't at all!

And if you have a nice bum, then why not show it off!

I really like the style of swimsuits you are talking about but sadly don't have the derrier to pull them off- wish I did!

24kPalamino · 01/11/2025 21:18

RampantIvy · 01/11/2025 21:08

And who is going to see the results? It's not as if your workmates will.

I will and my husband will. Isn’t that enough?
I’ll feel good about myself. I mean, isn’t that what we all strive for?

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SirChenjins · 01/11/2025 21:18

You don't feel good about yourself unless you're flashing your arse cheeks at strangers?

24kPalamino · 01/11/2025 21:20

Ahfiddlesticks · 01/11/2025 21:17

You haven't at all!

And if you have a nice bum, then why not show it off!

I really like the style of swimsuits you are talking about but sadly don't have the derrier to pull them off- wish I did!

Thank you. That’s very kind.

I’m not saying I have a nice bottom mind 😂 It’s probably average at best. I’ve definitely not been religiously squatting or anything!

Perhaps I will now that I know I’m being judged!!

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24kPalamino · 01/11/2025 21:22

SirChenjins · 01/11/2025 21:18

You don't feel good about yourself unless you're flashing your arse cheeks at strangers?

Absolutely correct. That’s definitely what I said. That unless I am flashing my arse cheeks at strangers, life just isn’t worth living. 🙄

(I was talking about the tan).

To be honest, I didn’t realise there would be so much interest in my buttocks. I thought for the most part that no one would care or take any notice.

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PerfunctoryFunk · 01/11/2025 21:24

I think the klaxon went off with the word thong, we were indeed envisaging a g string swimming costume.

Mustbethat · 01/11/2025 21:24

24kPalamino · 01/11/2025 18:07

I think some people are envisioning a micro bikini. That’s not what I’m after. I like the style free divers and synchronised swimmers wear. No full arms though obviously.

Free divers wear wetsuits?

board divers wear your bog standard Speedo, tyr, etc swimsuits and hoik them up their arses.

SirChenjins · 01/11/2025 21:25

The strangers who on the receiving end of your arse cheeks won't be looking at your tan. You'll not see it unless you're staring at your bum in a mirror. I'm sure your husband won't care.

MinimumRage · 01/11/2025 21:45

You should look at Funkita - great quality and designed for sport swimming (not sunbathing). Filter by high leg for the kind of look you’re after.

https://www.funkita.co.uk/collection/658-ladies

https://www.funkita.co.uk/collection/658-ladies

fungibletoken · 01/11/2025 22:51

Try these guys: https://budgysmuggler.com.au/pages/womens-collections

I've seen them pop up a fair bit on Instagram - colourful, sporty styles. Lots in thong form or at least not so full from the back.

Sorry - edited to give the UK link: https://budgysmuggleruk.com/

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