@Doubleraspberry - thank you for giving me your ‘sniff test’ verdict on the Commodity Milk. Did it remind you of anything?
@Hicupping - thank you very much for your analysis- you seem to know your perfume! Again, did it remind you of anything?
@SoloCat - the Creed from hell had something oud in its name, I think. It came free with my lip oil purchase, so it sounds like it could be the same one.
Mine did not improve with time on the skin - in fact, I have to give it points for longevity 😹 It only completely disappeared after we had all scrubbed ourselves thoroughly but DH swears he can still smell it downstairs where I sprayed. Straight in the bin, unfortunately, but at least I didn’t get DH to put it in my calendar!