Talk me down from buying this skirt

[Eminybob]

I love her.

I have no occasion to wear her. Maybe when Christmas comes round but I wouldn’t want to wait until then.

But I love her.

https://www.massimodutti.com/gb/midi-skirt-with-sequins-l05293584?cS=808&utm_source=fb&utm_campaign=MD_BRA_ONGOING_META_GB_DBARE_ND_WEB_MIX_DBARE_VC_caid23858500758520038_adid120218322447390039&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=w&utm_term=fbigconversionsvc_carouselimagew_dynamic_gb&utm_id=23858500758520038&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0BMABhZGlkAasZ704lNxcBHoaNUGd07R_AebsXIc4yt-r9KpMnR7M550pjMf8ohbggio3zmF6eQotXAzK2_aem_70EBgTqoTQbB8cFxD9DfmA

You'd look like a mermaid.

You're welcome.

Yeah, it's a bit pricey. Buy it, wear it for six months or so and then pass it to me. I don't think it would date.

It's a magpie magnet

Have you seen The Birds?

Buy it!

OP, may I try to distract you with this one?
Only 20 quid more and imho a level above for quality and tailoring.

https://www.allsaints.com/women/sale/renai-slim-fit-leather-pencil-skirt/W070RB-34.html?

I'm also bemused at the love for this thing, but it takes all sorts.

Wow love it. It wouldnt suit me, but if it would suit you, buy it and wear it. I often buy things that I might not ever wear, simply because they're so lovely and I want them

I did the same with something and now have worn it quite a lot, its quite unusual.

I can see it working in the daytinme in summer too with a simple vest top and nice sandals, or with a proper blouse - the sort with a frill down the front. Its so classic you could wear it for almost anything anytime. Fab for parties too. You love it (so do I). Get it. 💃

It's very iCod 2022.

Nah, sequins are only for Christmas, parties or Taylor Swift concerts.

Ffs just buy it! The sooner you buy it, the more value you get from it.

Do it.

op you will look like a fish on the bottom half.

and when the sequins fall off, like a balding/moulting fish.

not a good look

It’s a terribly drab mid length that flatters exactly nobody. The shape is deathly dull and won’t flatter unless you’re essentially shaped like a human ruler.

Nah mate. Breathe through this crush, something else will take its place when you’re no longer ovulating.

Give it a miss - the cut isn’t very flattering. Would be much nicer bias-cut!

Can I help??

why would you pay over £100 to look like a piece of tinfoil and one that's continually dropping little bit of tinfoil all over the place until you end up looking like the role in the middle of the tinfoil?

In the nicest possible way please don’t be the tattie wrapped in tinfoil, even on the skinny model it’s so unflattering! X

This is limerance. You love her but she doesn't give a fuck about you.

Buy it if you want it and you can afford it. (Why do you refer to a skirt as “her”?)

It looks like something out of low budget 90s sci fi. Something the born sexy yesterday alien bimbo would wear.

I'm quite certain you have better taste than that. Everyone has better taste than that

M&S couldn't give away all their left over sequins after Christmas. Sequins are not a classic. A few years ago it was considered very naff to wear them, something only your great aunt or Bette Lynch would wear.
Hope that helps you resist 😁

Could you wait for the sale?

Buy it. I have a similar one. You can wear it out in the summer. You will shimmer away.

It's not even tinfoil. It's burnt tinfoil.

Just buy it!
I desperately want this one, but my size is sold out - I am.on the wait list for restock...
https://www.neverfullydressed.com/products/sequin-maxi-wrap-jaspre-skirt

Dont be like me lusting after what I can't have, just buy it! Even if you never wear it, it will look great in your wardrobe and make you happy every day.

It looks like Xmas wrapping paper. If you bought it you would have to stay away from the Xmas tree !
😂😂