What in gods name are these??

[HamHand]

I had a quick google of some boots recommended on another thread and wanted to see as I’m on the lookout for some new ones. I was expecting some nice sensible lace ups but Google had other ideas. What on earth?

Never worn. Wonder why not

Ha! I once posted a link to Avavav because I’d bought a superb pair of trousers from them. Unfortunately the Home page changed to some far more startling footwear than the boots you’ve shown. People on S&B wanted my blood. Some were ready to claim damages for PTSD. It was utter carnage …

🫣 crikey 🤣

😳😳🤣🤣 bit expensive for me tbh 🤣🤣

What happens to your fifth toe?

@BestIsWest that's a very good point!

Marigolds for feet - with a kink looking twist. Yikes!

Even If you didn’t have a fifth toe I don’t think anyone’s toes look like that! The toe parts must stick out beyond the end of your foot surely.

They’re really scary and made me feel a bit panicky. I think they remind me of a nightmare I’ve had.

Oooh, perfect for getting in and giving the main drains a good rodding...

But seriously, do you ever feel like the human species went wrong somewhere?

Where's the link?

That's what I'm wondering. Why can't I/we see it?

They are grotesque!

I think it's fine to wear mad things.

We should all wear mad things.

Life is short.

What an absolute bargain too!

Given that you can't actually put your toes into the toe bits, your foot must stop about four inches short of the end of the boot, giving the delightful effect of diver's flippers. Totally going to catch on.

What a “lovely “ pair of gloots 🤣😂

Perfect for Halloween

How are you all seeing these . ? No link in OP ! (I'm on the MN app)

😂 who in their right mind would buy those?!!

Ugh, they are making me feel funny.

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The running shoes with toes are bad enough but those are even worse!

In their defence - they’ve made worse in the past..

Oooh they're my size. Perfect for winter and ensuring everyone avoids me on the school run

What are people looking at?? There's no link (or even instructions on where to look!) 🤷‍♀️

I feel like they should be accessorised with a couple of scuba tanks...

No fear, there's something for every activity you may have planned for the day... When you've finished galloshing around on dry land in those, you can do some balancing in these...
https://www.vestiairecollective.com/women-shoes/boots/rick-owens-lilies/black-velvet-rick-owens-lilies-boots-45624769.shtml?_gl=1mafvic_up*MQ..&gclid=Cj0KCQjwgL-3BhDnARIsAL6KZ68Bay2ovWkxtIuKQX2ThOM5PdOhhINHzMseDlBdQsMoLFSsYGm8zh0aAhvSEALw_wcB&gbraid=0AAAAADSZTnJJ04mT6OH6geJEkoE0yUUPb