What in gods name are these??

[HamHand]

I had a quick google of some boots recommended on another thread and wanted to see as I’m on the lookout for some new ones. I was expecting some nice sensible lace ups but Google had other ideas. What on earth?

Why can't I see them?

Maybe God has protected your eyes from this atrocity

Not loving the boots with toes, but these I could defo get on board with. Might need to practice walking in them for a bit (ages, lol) right enough… Love unusual footwear

I've never heard of this brand before but google led me here:

https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/avavav-very-slimy-feet-boots-release/

What is that? Maybe a flamingo that's had to subsist on green algae, rather than its usual shrimps?

I admire anyone who can balance in shoes like this!
Mostly because I'm such a graceless, ungainly clodhopper and live at the top of a big hill, I think I've got used to slamming my feet down, heel first, like kippers 😁
I've decided in my next life I'm going to be elegant 🙏😂

Getting hebbie jebbies looking at these. Thanks OP!!

This certainly validates my theory that once you get to a certain price fashion becomes all about trying to get rich people to wear ridiculous clothing.

Lol

Rick Owens? Isn't he an actor?

I thought that ("Biancaaaa!!!!"), but possibly mixing up the character/real life Eastenders Ricky=Sid Owens actor😁
Be a nice sideline for him though 😂

You can have them in patent leather too

www.vestiairecollective.com/women-shoes/boots/avavav/black-patent-leather-avavav-boots-47804916.shtml?_gl=117y2s8s_up*MQ..&gclid=Cj0KCQjwgL-3BhDnARIsAL6KZ68Bay2ovWkxtIuKQX2ThOM5PdOhhINHzMseDlBdQsMoLFSsYGm8zh0aAhvSEALw_wcB&gbraid=0AAAAADSZTnJJ04mT6OH6geJEkoE0yUUPb

Worth it just for wearing in the snow so that people see the tracks and are like
WTF?!

And then there are the three fingered gloves....

avavav.com/nam/product/gloves-av-signature-light

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Best get your four-toed shoes on before putting your three-fingered oven mitts on or you'd get in a right pickle 😶
(🤔picturing myself putting this ensemble on then trying to navigate simultaneously walking and locking the front door...)

But there are only 4 toes... what are you supposed to do?

Cut off your big toe?

What weird shoes. Looks like frog's feet.

I know people keep saying frogs but the first picture facing, I immediately thought Planet of the Apes…

Imagine walking on a beach and seeing footprints from those boots! 😱

Yours for only £3850
https://www.harrods.com/en-gb/shopping/christian-louboutin-porlibotta-alta-nappa-leather-thigh-high-heeled-boots-85-23738516

I think they're brilliant! More like art than fashion though.

But it's £150 pounds off!! Why wouldn't you (or any other four-toed-loon) want this bargain!!

Where is the rest of this weird Halloween costume?

You did see them, but the horror burned your retinas away, so now you don't have any retinas.

HTH

There’s the same pair on the website for cheaper and ‘good condition’. That means somebody wore them 🙃 🐓