What in gods name are these??

[HamHand]

I had a quick google of some boots recommended on another thread and wanted to see as I’m on the lookout for some new ones. I was expecting some nice sensible lace ups but Google had other ideas. What on earth?

this will give me nightmares

The model did well to keep a straight face 😂

What in gods name are these??

Absolutely ugly is what they are.

Stupid rich people fashion - that’s what they are!

They are hilarious!🤣 no way - do people actually wear these?

😂I want to meet the people who buys this

Are they for the cast of the Simpsons? Four toes!

I wonder if they make a 'slap, slap' sound when you walk!

Ghastly!

I like them and would definitely wear them if I wasnt a provo

Absolutely hilarious is what they are. I will be chuckling over those for days!! 😂

I cant see them either.

When they made wine by treading grapes years ago they would come in handy.

I think we need a thread for most hideous clothing items available now.

You wouldn't want to commit a murder in those. Given the hefty price tag and hideous shape it would really narrow the suspects down - just look for rich people who are desperate to be looked at. Madonna would end up getting arrested.

They're for people from Norfolk.

Would you prefer toes for fingers or fingers for toes? Would love to see the matching gloves.

😱
I've fallen down an internet rabbit hole with that website. I've never heard of it. How can anyone pay so much for such horrific stuff?! There are more terrible boots for nearly £10,000 (not as creepy as the ones in the link, granted) and a very normal looking cocktail dress for £250,000. Whyyyyyyy?! I could buy a house for that!! Never imagine there were clothes that could cost that much.

Deathraystare · Yesterday 09:27
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I wonder if they make a 'slap, slap' sound when you walk!

Oh God!
Imagine someone in a pair slapping along behind you on a cold, dark night. The stuff of nightmares 😱

OMG! Are these people serious?? How utterly ridiculous!

The patent leather ones are half the price of the others - a bargain!

< shudder > 😮

kinky 😂

There's no link. What are you all looking at?!

What are they?
They are freaky and creepy in equal measure. That's what they are!!!!

I've been buying kitchen stuff and my advert algorithm is showing me sharp knives, now I've been linking to weird and kinky boots too I shall await the next advert with interest.