The annual hunt for a dress like this that doesn’t exist

[Usernamenotavailabletryanother]

Honestly, been searching for a dress like this for about 10years… any help you can give is very much appreciated.

I want a dress that is:

Roll neck (proper high polo neck)
Maxi length- no splits
Knitted- in some sort of wool/natural fabric, not polyester or acrylic that gives off sparks
Not ribbed- you’d be surprised how many this rules out!
Black or brown

Is this the year I finally find one..? Probably not 😂

https://www.sezane.com/en/product/hillary-dress/camel#size-XS

This one is mostly cotton

https://www.seasaltcornwall.com/ie/glass-stem-sparkly-knitted-party-midi-dress?color=19510

100% organic cotton

https://www.seasaltcornwall.com/ie/herring-gull-knitted-organic-cotton-dress?color=19510

Light brown but also available in much darker green and navy. Main Garment:38% Viscose 35% Recycled Nylon 27% Merino Wool.

https://www.seasaltcornwall.com/ie/folk-song-knitted-midi-dress?color=33540

This @Usernamenotavailabletryanother
www.amazon.co.uk/Ownwfeat-Ladies-Turtleneck-Cashmere-Sleeve/dp/B0BNGB1FL2/ref=mp_s_a_1_6?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.GnTKw4nd4tdj8OcvmCYjexYRML7dccCOB4_1rtypTxF2kFabJpOjNrvByZzghY-Gl087P1h8kDSHH3-GcRLjoz054Qc1B-HQH0P96AalGzXyhYusHniFmh2GZGtNztmriB0Q-ZcQ5_0ocZ65qeUiiaMfhT0qsyo_HFQGoNyc9RVyIuApRv1PPgAQFI2M0kF36rWtMXq9XXhoLueVNqPz4zF01aPmcKGWuMSsEwf6RpX-2frTU95iqYKt9ZMHyyt1HdkyZUVmbSWsJIUCqxWXswxSpuZ4xfHo1YbUcWEGZCk.tLA1W9eaiuiQKnL06ffOhqNO61MVRvhdmQtInxq6_RM&dib_tag=se&keywords=lydia+millen+dress&nsdOptOutParam=true&qid=1728037592&sr=8-6

Just..why OP?? It sounds like the most unflattering and impractical garment ever.

OP tbis one from Jaeger at M&S just came up on my Instagram. Seems to fit the bill?

Only half ribbed. Florere dress

Inspirés by you all and this thread I've just got this one from comptoir des cotonniers. It's 100% merino wool.

It's so comfy