Thanks @CocoMascara . Signing in thing has caught me out a couple of times. I have 'invested' in a pair of sale earrings, with a spike. I got them for 'free' with BD credit and a voucher, so all good!
here are the earrings that will take ten years off my face, and make me look slimmer. They are also easy to get in myself, without faffy butterfly backs. 