Brit Awards Red Carpet- my god in heaven

[AngeloMysterioso]

Apologies for the Daily Fail link but there are too many utter horror shows for me to copy and paste individually…

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11739783/BRIT-Awards-2023-Celebrities-arrive-star-studded-red-carpet.html

Yup, she looks beautiful.

I'm a bit surprised how many of the outfits look like they came from Primark. You'd think they could've used the cash they saved to buy a matching bra.

Sam Smith's getup reminds me of that Billy Connolly joke about incontinence pants.

Imagine the amount of piss in those legs by the end of the night?

Salma Hayek's report card simply says "must try harder" ;-)

I agree that Amelia looks amazing. Fabulous dress

Sam Smith: like Bertie Basset and Venom's bastard love child.

Sooooo..... funny, love your irony (it is irony isnt it?)

Sam Smith looks like a toddler when you ask them if they've done a poo and they say no.

I agree. Amelia's dress looks elegant but also colourful and not boring. She looks happy in it. Rina Sawayama's is not too bad either. And AJ Odudu looks cool.

Billie Piper, what on earth?

Body confidence my arse.

And please, I do not want to see your pregnant belly. There was a good reason maternity wear was designed the way it was.

Love Sam Smith 🤣🤣

I guess some people have dressed according to the principle that it’s better to be ridiculed than to be ignored. Let’s face it, was <checks notes> Tallia Storm gonna get noticed any other way?

He's not irritating at all.

Sam Smith’s alter-ego Rab C Nesbit needed some tabs and was on his way to the corner shop but it was very windy.

And so before he got to the shop he got wrapped up in a couple of black bin liners A La “Adventures of Black Bag” or Sam Mendes more artful white plastic bag in American Beauty

Either way he wishes he’d just stayed in the house and got Deliveroo to drop them off.

What a cock.

Bowie he is not.

Apologies to the non-ancient for some ye olde references.

😂

She is consistent however...consistently crap and irrelevant...

I know! And her husband owns the umbrella company that owns Balenciaga, Bottega Veneta, Gucci, Alexander McQueen and Yves Saint Laurent. Was that really the best she could come up with?

Jesus.

You’d get less of a horrified look from bystanders if you inserted your hands into Rishi and Keir during pmqs and worked them like Sooty and Sweep.

Sam Smith now actually going by the pronouns fucking/twat.

Did Billie present an award or was she just dressed like that for fun?
I actually quite liked Salma Hayek's outfit <gives age away by calling clothes an 'outfit'>

I like some of them. There is a definite correlation between the more desperately show-off the outfit meaning the less likely it is that I've ever heard of that person (except Sam Smith who I have sadly both heard and heard of).

The three S-Club 7 women look good, but Tina looks really great.

Why do so many have hair that looks as though they brushed it through when wet and then just left it? I mean, it's a valid hairstyle and I rarely do anything else with my hair, but then I don't expect to walk down a red carpet looking that way.

Why is Keith Lemon still being invited to things?

One of my friends described Lewis Capaldi's sartorial style as "picking granny up from bingo", and I agree.

What does Damian Hurley do?

All those women with the baby bumps out must have been spitting with rage when they found the others had had the same unique idea.

Talus Storm ripped off that outfit from the Love Actually wardrobe Dept.

What does Damian Hurley do?

He does Being Liz Hurley’s Son.

Well, I suppose he is excelling at that.