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Brit Awards Red Carpet- my god in heaven

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AngeloMysterioso · 11/02/2023 21:01

Apologies for the Daily Fail link but there are too many utter horror shows for me to copy and paste individually…

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11739783/BRIT-Awards-2023-Celebrities-arrive-star-studded-red-carpet.html

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Lentilweaver · 11/02/2023 22:50

Maya Jama looks the best I guess, but with her body and looks, she could have looked so much better.

Ridemeginger · 11/02/2023 22:51

MaggieFS · 11/02/2023 21:11

Ahahahahahaha. So funny.

Who is the second person and what are the hip protrusions?

Whoever she is, that dress looks like a used condom.

MorganKitten · 11/02/2023 22:51

Yeah let’s totally bash people wearing something different or what they’ll feel comfortable in, let’s not think of the body confidence they might inspire in others.

peachescariad · 11/02/2023 22:52

Such a shame truth gets deleted. Shame on you MNHQ

ThisIsTrifficult · 11/02/2023 22:53

Beachsidesunset · 11/02/2023 22:48

'Daddy contwols your bweathing ...'

Brilliant! 🤣

I want to know what's wrong with Billie Piper's foot?
Is it a massive bunion?
Have her tights slunk down annoyingly?

HufflepuffRavenclaw · 11/02/2023 22:56

So much money. So little taste.

Lizzo looks lovely. Jessie J has obviously though "fuck it, can't get a nice maternity frock so will just cut the belly out of my outfit". Michelle Visage thinks she's Wonder Woman. Rachel Stevens looks fab.

Bimini Bon Boulash and Sam Smith - WTF? I don't know who half these people are tbh, clearly attention seeking twits who either got dressed in the dark or chose a deliberately outrageous outfit. The ones I have heard of - so the famous ones - like Lizzo, Stormzy, Lewis Capaldi have nothing to prove.

TitsInAbsentia · 11/02/2023 22:57

MorganKitten · 11/02/2023 22:51

Yeah let’s totally bash people wearing something different or what they’ll feel comfortable in, let’s not think of the body confidence they might inspire in others.

But do you really think they feel 'comfortable'? I'm guessing not...

Lentilweaver · 11/02/2023 22:59

I don't think looking at Sam Smith's beetle costume would inspire body confidence in anyone but beetles.

HufflepuffRavenclaw · 11/02/2023 23:00

And I have no idea who Iris Law is but the poor woman looks very unwell.

Talisin · 11/02/2023 23:01

Sam Smith’s outfit is what happens if you blow up an inflatable Darth Vader a little (lot) too much.

Octopusmittens · 11/02/2023 23:04

Sam Smith will have to be careful the Americans don’t mistake him for a Chinese ‘weather balloon’.

OnTheRunWithMannyMontana · 11/02/2023 23:07

Not sure if anyone has said it yet but Lizzo's dress reminds me of the cute frilled dinosaur from Jurassic Park (that stops being cute when it starts spitting acid!)

PermanentTemporary · 11/02/2023 23:07

There's some really great outfits - especially the Nova twins and MNEK. I like the Drag Race woman's dress as well.

TheOGCCL · 11/02/2023 23:08

I think there’s been a change in red carpet fashion over the last few years. Twenty years ago celebrities would seek out flattering clothes, even if that might not have been what they would have chosen. This is where Rachel Stevens still is, stylistically. But newer stars choose clothes they either want to wear or ones they think will have dramatic impact. To my eyes, they all look dreadful but I quite like the way people seem to wear whatever they want these days. They don’t care if their saggy breasts are falling out and if their body proportions are not being flattered. You see it out and about too.

Christmascracker0 · 11/02/2023 23:13

Amelia Dimoldenberg in Vivienne Westwood wins for me!

Tallia Storm on the other hand…

AngeloMysterioso · 11/02/2023 23:13

HufflepuffRavenclaw · 11/02/2023 23:00

And I have no idea who Iris Law is but the poor woman looks very unwell.

Nepo kid. Daughter of Sadie Frost and Jude Law. And yes, she really is very slender indeed.

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Fairislefandango · 11/02/2023 23:13

Good lord - is there anyone in the whole world more irritating than Sam Smith?

LemonJuiceFromConcentrate · 11/02/2023 23:14

Wow — I thought you were all exaggerating but no, apart from Stormzy and Maya J, literally everyone looks absolutely terrible.

AngeloMysterioso · 11/02/2023 23:14

AngeloMysterioso · 11/02/2023 21:58

Lizzo’s dress was inspired by the slime-spitting dinosaur from Jurassic Park

@OnTheRunWithMannyMontana Grin

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Coxspurplepippin · 11/02/2023 23:15

MorganKitten · 11/02/2023 22:51

Yeah let’s totally bash people wearing something different or what they’ll feel comfortable in, let’s not think of the body confidence they might inspire in others.

Comfortable? Nope.

99% of them it's the clothes wearing the person rather than the other way round. It's the Brits, so they all want to look 'edgy', but honestly, most of them just look ridiculous and so, so uncomfortable.

Fairislefandango · 11/02/2023 23:15

Yeah let’s totally bash people wearing something different or what they’ll feel comfortable in, let’s not think of the body confidence they might inspire in others.

Oh come on... I doubt a single one of them chose their outfit based on what they'd feel comfortable in.

aonbharr · 11/02/2023 23:16

LeavesOnTrees · 11/02/2023 22:40

Just get some cheap nylon fabric in the most garish colour available, wrap it around only half your body, forgetting your bra, put on some stripper heals, bright lipstick and you'd fit right in.

Bonus points if the fabric is see through.

extra bonus points if you have retained the big belly but the baby that was in it is a teenager by now.

AngeloMysterioso · 11/02/2023 23:16

Amelia Dimz wins it for me too. Took me a minute to realise her dress is the Union flag… nice touch

Brit Awards Red Carpet- my god in heaven
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OnTheRunWithMannyMontana · 11/02/2023 23:17

Haha @AngeloMysterioso it's the first thing my mind went to when I saw it 😂 glad it's not just me

OnTheRunWithMannyMontana · 11/02/2023 23:17

Fairislefandango · 11/02/2023 23:15

Yeah let’s totally bash people wearing something different or what they’ll feel comfortable in, let’s not think of the body confidence they might inspire in others.

Oh come on... I doubt a single one of them chose their outfit based on what they'd feel comfortable in.

Exactly. Cos when I need comfort I really struggle to choose between soft flannel pyjamas and an inflated latex bodysuit 😂😂