Brit Awards Red Carpet- my god in heaven

[AngeloMysterioso]

Apologies for the Daily Fail link but there are too many utter horror shows for me to copy and paste individually…

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11739783/BRIT-Awards-2023-Celebrities-arrive-star-studded-red-carpet.html

Once again I'm struck by how prophetic the costume people for The Hunger Games movie were. Did they win any awards for that back in 2012 ?

Sam Smith look like he's been styled by Edna Mode

I like Jo from S Clubs dress the best but her posing is making it look weird. Not keen on her hair/make up.

Rachel looks nice in red but it’s very safe (which is fine!).

Tina looks the best I think. Her skin is amazing, she’s 46!!

Amelia for me too. Her dress is just edgy enough - love the fact that it's the flag - and also a tribute to the most rock and roll designer ever, the late VW, so really timely and appropriate.

To me, she is literally the only one that hit the right note.

@excelledyourself and after the Madonna incident NO CAPES!

Shows that fame nor fortune can buy class or good taste.

Thanks for the thread OP, but what a shower of supposed celebrities with very little sense of style on show.

That's exactly what I was thinking. This thread has given me a much needed laugh. It's also made me realise how old I am as I don't recognise half of them.

EXACTLY what my mind went to as well

Blimey.
Please buy some underwear, people..

Pregnant women do realise that other women have actually been pregnant before right? They seem to be behaving like they’re the only ones to have ever done it🤣

I really hope Lizzo keeps away from Sam Smith because those sharp dinosaur wings and inflated latex good friends do not make.

My mind just went down a whole “what if” rabbit hole of what if that was Sam Smith’s actual body and he’s in skintight latex… he’d find it impossible to roll over in bed and have to walk sideways down narrow corridors 😂

I’m also reminded of the scene in Gavin and Stacey where Smithy gets stuck in his rubber ring at the beach and Nessa pops it with her fag… pssssssssssssssssssst.

Stay away from those lit cigarettes, Sam.

I didn't like a single one of those outfits.

Might have said Stormzy looked the part, but looks like he's got some kind of gun holster on his jacket? What is it really?

Someone tell Ashnikko (?) to get to Sporners Corner, cos those hip babies are gonna pop and we want to see them blow!

What is a Bimini Bon Boulash please?

It’s what would happen if a Korean rice bowl and a Hungarian stew had a baby.

Sam Smith reminded me of the warning I have taught my kids.

To be fair, she doesn’t look too happy about it either. But maybe that’s because she got a tv antenna tangled in her hair while she was getting dressed, so they couldn’t get the frock all the way over her head and they just had to make the best of a bad situation.

No one is going to be comfortable sat in latex in a hot room. Or trying to hide their nipples and camel toe. They look as miserable as sin...with good reason.
They want us to comment. If they want us to comment positively, they need to up their game.

I am 48, small breasted, breastfed 2 children and a nobody and even my boobs would look way better than that. Scarlet for her...

I take back what I said about Rina Sawayama looking ok after seeing another, horrendous picture. Do none of these people believe in underwear?

Nobody looks good except Amelia. ( Didn't know who she was but Googled). Not a soul.

Sam Smith looks ridiculous - has he no friends at all?

Maya Jama looks fantastic

Iris Law looks unwell, in the front on photo.

What was the memo here…..everyone come dressed in the most unattractive, ill-fitting clothes they have in their wardrobe? Literally a freak show! And the lighting was terrible - not one of them looked good at all. You could see every line and flaw through the make up.

Sam Smith looks like his was supposed to be a skin tight suit but after someone had hermetically sealed him in he let off a massive fart with bizarre consequences.