Brit Awards Red Carpet- my god in heaven

[AngeloMysterioso]

Apologies for the Daily Fail link but there are too many utter horror shows for me to copy and paste individually…

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11739783/BRIT-Awards-2023-Celebrities-arrive-star-studded-red-carpet.html

In case you didn’t realise… these three are pregnant.

Should’ve stuck to the knitwear

Maya James looks beautiful.

I know - my eyes won't go past it!

I mean if David Bowie hadn't taken literally ALL the cocaine, he'd probably look similar to Sam Smith in that photo.

Much fucking cooler of course, it's David Bowie.

Sam Smith just makes me feel sad. Never has someone seemed to rely so much on other people's attention for happiness. And even when he was it, he's not happy.

Really disliked Maya's dress. Looks like fish gills to me.

The majority looked like the got dressed from the dress up box in the dark. Poor quality fabrics and very ill fitting garments.

So awful, I feel for them all, they just seem a bit desperate for attention, and their stylists clearly hate them. Also Billie Piper, I used to think she was quite inspiring... Nothing even looks like it fits well on any of them, assuming the cost of living crisis isn't only impacting me then 😂

I'm all for embracing your pregnant bellies but they reek of narcissism, Rihanna has sure opened the flood gates for z-listers and their pregnancy bumps. My bump was way too hairy to have done this!

Hilarious!!!

I oft wonder if these outfits are a marker of how much of a dick 'slebs are to their publicist and general 'staff' 🤔

Oh yeah Sam, You look faaantastic! 😆

Yeah Stormzy and Maya are the only ones who look good.

Did no one tell Kate and Rio Ferdinand that navy don't go together.

Overall it's like a bad taste 80s fancy dress party

What is it with having your pregnant belly out? Congratulations you're pregnant but it's a bit cold at this time of year.
This made me laugh so much! I don't get the showing your baby bump thing.

There is no-one I looked at and thought they looked amazing. Clearly all have nice figures, skin, hair and could look great so don't get the clothes!!
Maya Jama and Mollie King and Rachel Stevens (minus her sleeve!) looked nice.

I hate to be horrible but Talia Storm just looks so desperate in that get up! And why is Iris Law there but also what an awful outfit!

Hah! Thank you OP. This has so totally cheered me up. I honestly think I could look better, with a peri-menopausal body and no stylist.

Oops I meant to say black and navy

Did they all get dressed in the dark? I've never seen such a desperate-looking crew.

It’s like one of those dystopian stories where the obscenely rich surgically enhanced freaks are indulging in their hedonistic excesses whilst the poor struggle for survival. And then ……….

I know this isn’t exactly a “be kind” thread, but there’s no need for that

Just get some cheap nylon fabric in the most garish colour available, wrap it around only half your body, forgetting your bra, put on some stripper heals, bright lipstick and you'd fit right in.

Bonus points if the fabric is see through.

Good range of photos in Stylist. A few more I quite like in a "it's the Brits, it's meant to be a bit bonkers" sort of way.
www.stylist.co.uk/fashion/brit-awards-2023-red-carpet-fashion/760863

Like Alex Scott and AJ Odudu's jumpsuits, hate Laura W's little gold dress which is neither classy nor edgy.

I pity the person sitting beside Sam- I would not appreciate have that accidentally rubbed up and down me!!!

Bonus points if the fabric is see through.

And/or wet look.

Or fancy dress

'Daddy contwols your bweathing ...'

It's like the first hit you get when searching ASOS before you filter the results!