@notacooldad
I would not wear that to a wedding. I wouldn't wear it anywhere.
I would not wear it to a wedding.
I would not wear it in my bedding.
I would not wear it in a chair.
I would not wear it anywhere.
I would not wear it in the park.
I would not wear it in the dark.
I would not wear with braided hair.
I would not wear it anywhere.
I do not like that sacky dress
I'm sorry if that causes stress
I don't like looking like a sack
At least it isn't white or black
I would not wear it to the beach.
I would not wear it when I teach.
I would not wear it for a dare.
I would not wear it anywhere.
I would not wear it to a club.
I would not wear it down the pub.
I would not wear to fight a bear.
I would not wear it anywhere.
I do not like it, I won't try it
I strongly guide you not to buy it
If you have bought that dress already
I'm sorry - give it to your teddy?
Sorry (to Dr Seuss and everyone). Couldn't get it out of my head after reading @notacooldad 's post.