Oh dear God help me. My first date in 18 years!

[Shuffleuplove]

I am going on a DATE. I am 50, newly single and I need help to get ready!!!

It’s next Sunday, we are going around a gallery/stately home type place. I have never met him in real life and my confidence has just ebbed away!

I’m 5’8” very too heavy size 18 and blonde. I have good hair, a nice face and then it starts to go meh the further down I go.

So far I think I’ve settled on a maxi dress with a small sleeve, bit of cleavage at the front, but not sure about footwear. Or anything else for that matter. I’ve got one good hoik-em-up bra.

Help. I really don’t want him to be horrified and leg it. I mean, I know he’s a nice person and that’s unlikely but, well, you know...

‘Because I’ve washed my cock’

How could you refuse OP!?

@Wishingwell75 how does one start blogging? I’m clueless!

Back to matters of style:

Footwear. My options are

Suede slightly platform loafers, black
Knee high rocket dog boots, brown
Brown leather square toed ankle boots
Crocs
White trainers

Ooh the loafers sound chic - will it rain tonight and spoli them, or are they weather-protected?

We will be mostly indoors and I’ll whack a bit of scotch guard on too

@Shuffleuplove Have a super time! Hope he has cleansed!! (facially!)

Please keep this thread going, with regular updates and a link to your dating blog…I’m still giggling about ‘I’ve washed my cock!’ Hope tonight is going well.

You are conspicuous by your absence OP. I hope that means you are having a great time!
The burning question here is: had tonight’s date washed it?! 😳

No update yet. Feel like this is one of those no news is good news scenarios.

Hopefully great date so they have talked all evening with no presumptuous cock comments

Oh this looks promising.

This is the best thread ever!

I’m back! Met him at 6pm, left at 10, so home for 10:45 and he rang me when he got in and have just finished talking now.

Oh my God.

So, I think he’s a bit shorter than advertised but tell you what, he’s got swagger.

Yay! I can go to bed now :D

Ha! I’ll have to have a cold shower! We snogged like teenagers.

A fantastic update 😁

Wonderful @Shuffleuplove. So pleased for you. And a snog - just perfect. You will be on a high all day! Enjoy it. 😁

Sounds like a great date and he's obviously keen to have a good smooch and further chat after you got home. Great update 👍

Oh lovely!

Excellent news @Shuffleuplove, thanks for letting us know.

Re style : he wore-
Mid blue sort of cargo/chino type trousers which fitted perfectly over his very nice bum
A handmade shirt with a tiny monogram of his initials above the cuff
Good leather brogues.

He sounds delicious! Very stylish.

I love these latest developments! Have you heard anything from him this morning @Shuffleuplove?

@Shuffleuplove Sounds well dressed, and clearly made a thoughtful effort!

His initials - were they M & S ? 😂