Hello, hello! Sorry, I haven't been here I've been BAAAAAD.
Ouch at headbut, ow, that sounds horrible.
Batters, glad you had a lovely weekend
cerys well done on marathon
well done on 1lb unknownrelbang
Arfy, can't you tell them NO as you're a contractor? Well done on doing bootcamp proper
The weekend was bliss once I got past Friday night - it was at a place where you are supposed to dance on the tables, and there's one sitting for food and you have a flag to wave if you want a waiter and omg it was excrutiating, I HATE those sort of places, enforced office jollity, hen nights galore, it was just ewww, ewww, ewww.
They play very loud music and there are loads of groups at long trestle tables and it's full of hen parties, leaving dos and lots of desperate women in small items of clothing, you get the idea - you just KNOW there will be at least 4 of them crying in the loos at some point "but I loooove him "
And then they say "RIGHT, IN A MINUTE WE WILL TAKE THE TABLECLOTHS OFF AND YOU CAN DANCE ON THE TABLES!!!!" and then, ha ha, "GO WILD BUT NOT TOO WILD BECAUSE OF HEALTH AND SAFETY, ANYONE DANCING TOO CRAZILY WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE" Hilarious. Anyway, I was sober because I was driving and the only way to have survived it would have been to get pissed so I fled at 10.45 and came home and put my pyjamas on.
Ate loads at weekend, drank loads. Never mind. Lovely weather today and I am at home with full childcare for the rest of tihs week except Fridy, when dd will be here so I just bought £20 of magazines and will retire to bed with them shortly. Bliss!