I’m sure you look amazing in it, OP, but I couldn’t design a dress that would look worse on me! My willowy, elegant sister would look lovely and cool and sophisticated wafting about in this dress (and she’d crack a smile, unlike the model!) but as an hourglass who had recently expanded quite a bit outwards I would be mistaken for a sack of potatoes if I attempted it.
Also, very much unlike the poster who would confine herself indoors rather than wear a dress a third of this price, I did my summer shopping and got three dresses for half the price of this one. I don’t think I belong on Style & Beauty.