Anal bleaching

[poobag]

Right, I'm looking for a product to lighten up the skin around my anus and vulva. Approaching 40 and had 3 kids - I couldn't look less like a porn star down there if I tried. But try I will.
Any recommendations?

I've been painting my floors white this week and I'm covered in white paint - it seems very hardy. Would that be an option? Quick dab with the paint brush and you're good to go.
It's B&Q own brand of that helps.

I've been wondering the same thing Simon but I've sorted now. It's a bit sticky but I am sooo confident! Got a real bounce in my step on the dog walk this morning.

Also, whoever ^ said rusty sheriff's badge that had me howling.

if whoever is that close to your arsehole, wasnt aware that its supposed to look like an arsehole, maybe they dont deserve being there.

The skin round your genitals isnt dark because its stained and needs bleaching. Its that colour because the skin is thinner there. Its the same as dark circles under the eyes, bleach isnt going to do anything. Porn stars have makeup on them

Don't mock my cardi!

Is this ring bleaching malarkey something you’d have to keep up regularly like say, getting your roots done? Sounds like a bit of a pain the arse

I wonder if the people in these stock photos realise they have ended up on www.analbleachingguide.com? 😂

Does a ring of confidence increase your libido?

So funny. 🤡🤡
Thisusername That young couple look like they were just posing for a 'just bought your own home' type of advert.

This is a joke seriously!
Lets face it, you aren't going to be seeing it when you are using it so what's the problem. Do you look dreamingly at your partners?

FFS OP. I think you seriously need to get a grip.

Surely wiping properly gets rid of the shitey colour around your anus, the rest is nature’s gift to you, you know, in case you mistake it for your mouth and stick a sandwich in it.

😂

Coconutty - I remember that thread. Sadly, it appears to have been in Chat, as it's vanished.

Google a product called, I kid you not, "My Pink Wink"...

My suggestion is ......

Cillit Bang! Bang and the dirt is gone!

Always wondered why the man in the Cillit Bang adverts was almost shouting and sounded well kind of pensive. I'm now wondering all kinds of reasons!

This is a joke. Look at the OP's user name - er Poobag????

I've never seen a porn stars ringpiece so don't know if mine is worthy or not

Jolene? The landlady at the The Bull? Really?

I'm just catching up with this thread and it's giving me life!! Too too funny but also a little tragic. Not even our wee tucked away bumholes are safe from the onslaught of the male gaze and found wanting!! leave your hole alone op 😁

Meant to answer this much sooner but got my nipple clamps caught in my cardi and I've had a hellava night!

This is not something I would even think of doing to myself, even if I could get into a position i assume would be needed for such a practice.

As you're a BDSM fan, I would recommend going to Fetlife for advice. You'll probably find someone in your area that has been doing it for years!

Anal bleaching?? I was in pain for a week when I Nair-ed my underarms...

I do not think the op can be serious. She has however created one of the funniest threads ever and I am truly grateful.

in case you mistake it for your mouth and stick a sandwich in it

Funniest thing I have read this week 😁

Knitting wasn't invented until the 11th century. Ergo, cave women did not wear cardigans.

If I remember to leave my false teeth in for conjugals, it’s a good night. For Christmas, I wait till after before I put in my curlers.

I fell in to the burning ring of fire.....

Is that why they call it the pink stink?