Anal bleaching

[poobag]

Right, I'm looking for a product to lighten up the skin around my anus and vulva. Approaching 40 and had 3 kids - I couldn't look less like a porn star down there if I tried. But try I will.
Any recommendations?

backenette I think you are on to a winner, I just hope we don't get put on the same edition of Dragons Den, because my idea is to have pretty little plug in decorations to hide the offensive bum. Little daisies, smiley faces, bumble bees, cat faces, cup cake designs, santas,elves , chicks or bunnies for holiday fun, that sort of thing, made in an environmentally friendly, non toxic soft washable rubber so you could ring the changes according to your mood. Could also get them in your partners team colours as well .....

Do all these people that say you can't see it unless you bend over never do doggy

Do all these people that say you can't see it unless you bend over never do doggy

Well, not to myself, no.

Worryingly I am now finding the thought of sex with our cardies on strangely erotic

OP, you can buy something called Japanese love soap which gradually whitens your nether regions. I'd probably try that before wedging a bleach filled tampon up your A-hole!!!

Shamelessly placeholding.... hope this thread makes it to Classics!!!

Yes, I try to look less like a porn star too. I'm probably more prawn star really.......or prawn ring.....

Prawn ring? Oh dear god, this thread is killing me!

Do you actually think that any sex partner who’s getting a close up look at your arsehole is thinking “blimey, that’s a strangely dark rusty teatowel holder”?

I can almost guarantee that’s not what they’re thinking.

Why must some women feel they have to tidy up their arsehole to make themselves sexually attractive and for doggy.

Jesus. How is dhs arse? Like a babbon i bet. Vile hairy arse crack.

OP literally just asked for recommendations. If you don't think its appropriate report the post, or just laugh to yourself and move on... No need to belittle other people's activities because they are unconventional now she has to sift through all these posts to find any legit ones if there are any

Lighten up lovelystar

If OP really wanted recommendations for bleaching her peghole she really is on the wrong forum. How about finding a porn forum and asking someone sho regularly takes it up there?

Where are the other hilarious threads please?

Lighten up😂😂😂😂😂😂. Actually lovelystar sounds like a porn name

bird

chocolate star

I think I'm just more concerned that this has peaked my interest more than I'd care to admit and desperately trying not to seriously look into it would my impending birth-giving be a reasonable reason?? Someone talk some sense into me

I did mine with a tester pot of good ole dulux eggshell white. It was quite good in terms of colour but my pants got stuck to my bum . I''m going to try the tippex pen next.

What about going for a chiaroscuro look? a combo of light and dark? very artistic, that.

lovelystar if you have a single fuck to give about the colour of your arsehole while you’re giving birth, I’d be amazed.

I'm going to squat over a mirror tonight and give my bumhole a full aesthetic appraisal.

I am aware that it is fashionable to lighten this area, and sometimes attend certain style of party where there are a lot of ladies and gentlemen who are very sophisticated and very keen on errr.. Maintenance

I've been wondering how this thread fits into style or beauty, but now my whole understanding of sophistication has been thrown into the mix.

I feel like it's the neglected child of my orifices.

Someone talk some sense into me

*Lovelystar - do NOT bleach your arsehole.

There you go!

what about those magic erasers? And you could cut them into a point to get into all the wee puckered bits.

It's also a temporary treatment and risky.

The skin is darker there for a reason.

Let's apply bleach all around a sensitive mucous membrane. Sure that's a good idea.

Not sexy if it burns your arsehole and it's too painful to sit on it let alone fuck.

Your choice.