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Crepeys who try not to look like creepy clowns....

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BeachysSandyFlipFlops · 14/10/2016 20:34

Would that be OK?

Must try to avoid a thread switch on a Friday night Grin

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Lalsy · 24/10/2016 13:41

Hatty, I agree re Poldark - very rapey and yucky the way she eventually responded enthusiastically.

Cocoa, really good luck with the search, it must be so stressful.

herbaceous · 24/10/2016 13:42

... Norbury...

NUFC69 · 24/10/2016 13:46

Another DH who never sees things, so the fact that he cleaned paint brushes in the utility room sink and left it covered in white stains was a revelation to him. Cocoa, I am aghast at the cost of the nursing home (looks anxiously at her bank statements for future reference).

DD is taking her DH to the eye clinic at a local hospital - at a routine exam at the opticians last week they found he was developing holes in his retina - we're all concerned and not sure what to expect.

hattymattie · 24/10/2016 14:09

MI - DD1 used to be like this as a baby. I do remember being a little worried by her lack if reaction to the baby gym - turns out I didnt need to be.

NU - lovely to have you back - veey worrying about your SoninLaw's retina - fingers crossed.

DS has to do a week's work experience in December - he applied to Disney and has heard nothing. He is very disillusioned. Have tried to make him understand they are just another big corporation.

Happy travels Herbs.

motherinferior · 24/10/2016 14:13

NU, that does sound a bit worrying. I do a lot for RNIB so do let me know if I can dig out any info.

bigTillyMint · 24/10/2016 14:28

Whaaat Herbs, you didn't get off??? And NorburyGrin

NU, DM's is £2,400 a month but may not be as chi-chi as the one Cocoa saw!

herbaceous · 24/10/2016 14:59

Croydon. Including lunch in McDonald's. Where else.

Bound for beckenham junction.

MrsWobble3 · 24/10/2016 15:14

Have just caught up having been out of wifi on holiday. Am now in airport lounge waiting for flight. Comedy moment as dh was surprised not to be allowed to bring part of his boat back in hand luggage - he couldn't see why the security staff had a problem with a two foot long stainless steel rod about an inch thick with a large bolt at one end and was trying to explain it's function as part of the forestay. Security were not convinced and it's now in his bag in hold luggage.

Sympathies to those dealing with illness either first or secondhand. I've been feeling sorry for myself with a cold but reading your tales of woe now just feel a bit pathetic. Hope all patients make a good recovery.

wordassociationfootball · 24/10/2016 15:52

I have only spoken to myself all day.

And this was lunch.

Crepeys who try not to look like creepy clowns....
wordassociationfootball · 24/10/2016 15:55

I really want to meet my novel deadline which is a week today. It is involving looooooooooooooong days.

I have also eaten some very nutricious food but I was despairing with the re-write if chapter two.

wordassociationfootball · 24/10/2016 15:58

Salt and vinegar btw. Awake since early, fretting. Want lunch all over again.

Sorry have been in solitude for 3 days with made up people and am hunched of back and addled of mind (no disrespect, Addle Smile)

herbaceous · 24/10/2016 16:04

Now at Victoria. Drinking coffee while DS admires the departures board. Want to go to bed.

In job news. Phones recruitment consultant today. Appaz I'm the only one to be interviewed so far. Two more next week (boss is currently on leave) then decision time. Not bad odds!

motherinferior · 24/10/2016 16:06

Ha! For various reasons did not put words on the page this morning at ALL...

bigTillyMint · 24/10/2016 16:11

Herbs, who told you there were loads of others being shortlisted??? How frustrating to have to wait so long, but fingers crossed.

We have a spa day going on in our main bathroom. DS was relegated to the shower in the loft. And didn't moan!

Cremolafoam · 24/10/2016 17:10

Rofl @ lunch Waf
I havé attached composition of 'Afternoon Snack'
Hello NU and Mrs W

Crepeys who try not to look like creepy clowns....
Cremolafoam · 24/10/2016 17:17

Herbs , crossed fingers for you. And Starfor suffering the delights of Southern Rail /east Croydon/possibly West Croydon if you were going to Beckenham Jct.and the concourse at Victoria. Vile ( except for unexpectedly good Oliver Bonas therein) hides map of London

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wordassociationfootball · 24/10/2016 18:40

Shit. Just had 'lunch' again for early dinner. Crem, your snack looks postively haloed compared to that.

Good work on the beer Rudy. I bet your cheeks feel all Rosy after being blown about down the Gap and on the Head.

The booze thing is very hard. A very old friend would drink gallons of red and kiss her lovely baby a lot and it just felt like we were on different planets. It's not your responsibility to reach her, I guess. But you are a Good Person and I'm sure that feeling of colluding is uncomfortable.

BTM - DS is home! Is he feeling weird or grateful Smile

Lasly - arf at cake ruff/midi skirt.

Herbs/Crem - I have a special skill of missing my train to the sticks(ish) from Vic. Always manage to leave myself with 20 mins to kill and just troll round the big Smiths or watch mad people. Oliver Bonas you say.....

I'm going to finish hoovering, throw a mop round and do a balls out full on bath with candles for the first time in forevs.

I've now talked to myself, the cat and the hoover (a Hetty) today, and that's all.

bigTillyMint · 24/10/2016 19:01

WAF, I don't know how you can bear being cooped up on your own for days - you deserve a Star if you need a night out on Wed, please come!

DS is looking and feeling so much better. And we are so glad to not be up yo the hosp all day. He has a mate coming round tonight, so that should keep him entertained.

GiddyGiddyGoat · 24/10/2016 19:11

Delighted to hear ds is safely home BTM, fingers crossed for him and you all.
Rudy - I'd think you would indeed have rosy cheeks if you've been blown about down the Gap and on the Head - am I the only one who thought that sounded distinctly smutty? - arf.
Herbs, much sympathy for travel odyssey but less so than if your pain wasn't wholly self-inflicted! I could never manage to mix child wrangling with drinking which was probably a blessing to all concerned.
Auriga your dd's photos on FB are lovely - Happy Birthday to her - 18 feels like a significant birthday for them and us don;t you think - ds2 is 18 in May and then I'll have two 'adult' children - sniff.
WAF, you are doing brilliantly. Hope it continues to go well and gets finished.
Stroppy and Rose, I read your posts about your awful experiences with addicted partners. You are both amazing to survive all that.
Love to everyone - writing in haste. X

GiddyGiddyGoat · 24/10/2016 19:12

STROPPS not Stroppy - well not on this occasion anyway...

Rosebag · 24/10/2016 19:47

Actually I consider I got off lightly. And once I exited the relationship I could forgive him for being a weak fool, and that was very liberating. One of my teaching colleagues was married to an alcoholic/drug addict. She was divorced and making a new life for herself and her two DC, when he eventually died in a house fire, which was probably started by him dropping a fag on the bed in a drunken stupor. If she'd stayed, they would probably all have perished.

So pleased DS is doing better, Tilly. There's no place like home. His mates have been the best, haven't they?

Nice to hear from you, NU, but sorry about DSonIL I hope he gets a diagnosis and treatment soon.

WAF I'd be going stir crazy but if the writing is coming on, it is worth it.

DD and I have been out for breakfast and supper today. Naughty. But this afternoon I visited the neighbour here in the flats, our key holder who is terminally ill and has moved into a home after a fall. I'm very fond of her but she is not long for this world, sadly. The home was quite awful and smelt really horrid. I am thankful that we found such a lovely home for Ddad, since the alternatives are bleak. Crepeys researching homes for dear parents, go for the best you can afford. The fees are crippling, it must be said but anything is better than what I witnessed this afternoon.

hattymattie · 24/10/2016 20:11

Rose - what you describe is so sad. There must be something we can do for our elderly to give them a quality of life.

WAF - well done - hang in there - the end is nigh.

BTM - so glad DS is back home and doing well.

I've just been looking at the thread of nastiest things that have happened to people. It is incredible that people can be so cruel.

Very quiet day here today, - DS had a mole removed from his hairline as he kept stabbing it with the comb. This is his excuse for sitting on the computer and doing precisely zero for the rest of today.

MrsSchadenfreude · 24/10/2016 20:13

Oh my God, today was a nightmare, but an interesting exercise in office politics. We were told at short notice that Someone Important wanted an oral briefing for a meeting. That Colleague/My Boss was on leave today, but checking his emails and was almost hysterical that he couldn't have his Moment to Shine. His boss didn't want to do it and made up some excuse about childcare (although she was in the office). Asked colleague (who relishes the opportunity to brown nose) if he would do it, and he made an excuse not to. (At this point Nice Young Man on my team pointed out that he should do it, as he had written the brief for the meeting.) I said right, I will do it then, and grabbed Very Senior Person to ask him if he wanted to do the meeting or was content for me to do it. He said he should do it, but I should go too "for experience". He sat there in silence during the meeting, like my minder, while I did all the talking. Confused I now have wine, and DH is cooking. That Colleague is virtually sobbing to me via text, lamenting the fact that he was on leave. I am ignoring. Grin

Due to all of these slopey shouldered shenanigans, I missed out on a MN email to say that I had been selected to trial a vacuum cleaner and am worried that my response will be too late. Sad

Crem - don't speak to me of hobbies and collecting. Thankfully, most of DH's shit is in his DB's loft. I believe, among other things, that he has a telephone exchange...

bigTillyMint · 24/10/2016 20:16

Rudy, are you visiting DS? If so how is he and how is he finding the uni/town?!