S&B 101 what fugliness would you put in? (lighthearted!)

[LazySusan11]

I'd have to ban Crocs, unless they're on small children.

Impulse body spray..stinks

Anyone else?

You don't have to stop wearing something just because someone you have never met doesn't like it, bluejasmin

I meant it in a lighthearted way , I just thought what I wore was pretty bland and boring but it's been named over and over again that's all .

Obvious make up, most of us need a bit of enhancement but the last ten years it's exploded with eyelashes, eyebrows, contouring etc

Plastic shoes. Canvas shoes in the rain.

Fake bags

Peplums

Cheap see through Lycra

Underwear showing

Obvious logos

Neons

Clothes that are too tight

I think they are one of those love-em-or-hate-em things, blue - the opposite of bland!

Fitflops especially fitflops with cropped leggings.

Manky feet that look like they could swoop down from the sky and catch their dinner from a lake in flip flops

A scarf that is doubled up and worn with the ends pulled through the loop!

I cannot stand to see a scarf worn in this hideous manner! I cannot stress enough how awful it looks!

Nobody except for Twiggy should wear a waterfall cardigan.

HD brows are doing my head in. Everyone looks so stupid with them.

Are they the Groucho Marx ones?

Tattoos. There are no nice tattoos, they are never artistic or attractive.
Ballet shoes except on actual ballet dancers for dancing in.
Waxed cotton jackets and coats. Loathsome and not even practical.

Tate - yy to the scarf through the loop thing. Eeek!

Plum hair
Flesh tunnels
Facial piercings
Nike air max
That patchwork, court jester fabric that crusties wear.
Eighties and nineties retro fashions
Jackets with pleather sleeves
Stonewashed anything.

I love my waxed cotton jacket. It's my Penelope Keith look.

Heels and that clip cloppy sound they make.

Tate - for years I wondered how to do that to a scarf.... then somebody showed me how so now I love wearing scarves like that.

Style and Beauty 101's :
HD brows. For the love of God why?
Piercings
Leggings with short tops.
Big gold hooped earrings.
Boot cut jeans.
Shorts with tights aghhhhh.
Tights worn under trousers. Naff.
Bags with tassels. I hate blo**dy tassels.
Donut buns like the drug runner Michaela ? had in Peru. Vile.
Children dressed as mini teenagers/ twenty year olds.
Orange/ brown hands from fake tan.
Those Gucci furry slippers. Like furry rats on your feet.
Missoni prints.
Burberry check.
Houndstooth.
It bags.

Donut/sock buns right on the top of the head.
Leggings generally.
Lip piercings.

..and 'nail art'.

God yea, coatigans. Unbelievably ugly.

Bootcut jeans with stiletto boots/mum boots.
Fleeces.

Leggings as trousers
Excessive fake eyelashes
Ugg boots
Michael kors bags
Clumpy black boots/shoes that look like hooves
Fleece tops/jackets

I love these threads. Everyone rushing to type out their list of hates, like they're the fashion police.

Women despising other women's clothing choices, ugh, makes me shudder.

I think I wear something off everyone's lists so far

...slinks away slowly

Don't worry Nocapes, people with genuine style don't tend to put others down on the S&B topic.

They just go about living their stylish lives without the need to post about how very stylish they are!!

What are you talking about? I am the fashion police.

Me too NoCapes don't worry.

The only thing I really hate are the stretchy ear holes. They make me feel physically sick.

The rest... Live and let live as far as I'm concerned!