S&B 101 what fugliness would you put in? (lighthearted!)

[LazySusan11]

I'd have to ban Crocs, unless they're on small children.

Impulse body spray..stinks

Anyone else?

Men wearing black shirts with a suit.

Are 'Instagram' brows those painted-on ones that fade out in the middle?

Overly drawn on eyebrows make me laugh same with contouring (You can see it all) and too much mask like foundation.

Trousers that look like your waiting for a flood ( flared and above the ankle) . Looks like you grew too tall for them

Cosmetic surgery that is noticeable and ruins the lovely individual character of a face

Pre trashed jeans. I saw some in m&s with huge square chunks cut out if them. Just, why?

Crop tops
Flip flops with unkempt feet
Ripped jeans

Yes to the ripped jeans. I did the look in the 80s but our jeans were worn out and ripped themselves. Buying them that way seems silly.

Very short dresses, especially the ones with a high waistline to fool you into thinking the skirt is longer than it actually is. Look ridiculous on grown women.

Men - Massive hobo beards.
Women - green/ blue/pink/purple hair or any combination of those colours - all look hideous.

Skater dresses - they're definitely going in. As are 1950s style dresses.

Daily Mail sad face dresses, usually in primary colours, worn with shape wear which is too small so women look uncomfortable.

This.

Khaki bomber jackets
Black skinnies with slits at the knees
Eyebrows, too much fucking eyebrow, I cannot look at the rest of your face because of your bloody eyebrows!
Michael Kors bags, esp when worn on the wrist,
Holding your bag on your wrist, too nanna.
Tassels and fringing
Too much foundation
Contouring

Anything in ponte, acrylic or polyester

people who arent blonde at all any more who dye their hair blonde, either matt or with highlights.

get over it

white stuff
Fly london
Converse
fat face
Designer handbags ( all)

Big holes in earlobes. Just why? And what do you do if you change your mind?

tattoos. No yours isnt nice, or classy or unique

its just shit

Joules everything!

Clip in hair.
And fake nails. And nail art. And nail jewels.

And long 'coatigans' -hate them, and I hate the word too.

Ooh, and over-drawn lips.

Dungarees, no you can't style them they are horrid.

Faux fur leopard jackets, just no

Hopefully the minions have put everyone off of dungarees for life

Uggs
Excessive makeup (especially strong brows)
Leggings worn with short tops
Michael Kors handbags (all - genuine or fake, it doesn't matter)
Fleeces

Errrrr so this is awkward ... Everyone's named what I wear
What do you wear in winter if you don't wear uggs ? So warm and sooooo comfy and did I mention warm .

I'd get rid of novelty backpacks on adults and band tshirts ( artfully distressed ) on hipsters or just hipster as a whole dress code .

Uggs aren't even outdoor shoes! So I would wear anything other than slippers really.