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Creme de la Crepe

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MrsSchadenfreude · 22/08/2015 10:52

New thread...

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herbaceous · 13/09/2015 09:09

YANBU, Mrs S. Your family enrages me.

Blackduck · 13/09/2015 09:18

Agree with Herbs MrsS - your family enrage me too. Just don't cook for at least a week

MontserratCaballe · 13/09/2015 09:56

Cougar town with Mrs S's friend. I don't think I could start boozing at 11pm. Respect to you both. As for food, tell them to buy and cook their own stuff. Ungrateful swines.

DH off to save the world at work so I am taking children off to Clapham for a caffe Nero breakfast. No one likes bacon sandwiches (why?) and I made pancakes yesterday. Too lazy to contemplate making anything else. We can also potter in our favourite shops - Claire's, Cath kidston and pet shop (kids) and many lovely charity shops (me). Will report back.

MI, I am still working out when I am coming to Sid but hope once I know we might meet for coffee if you are free? Will get on the case today.

Rosebag · 13/09/2015 10:25

I thoroughly approve of toy boys Blush Grin

MrsS do not cook in the evenings at weekends, y'hear? My lot had salt beef sandwiches and Fridays night's leftover dessert which they made themselves, last night. I ignore the resentful glances, although they are resigned to my ways to a certain extent.

MI do meet Monty for coffee. She's lovely !

DH and DS2 had a good time in Nottingham yesterday. I have dispatched DH on various errands (like going to find non dairy cream and an extra cholla. He's probably having a nervous breakdown trying to work out which type to buy) I will have to embark on a sizeable cook- in soon.

hattymattie · 13/09/2015 10:32

It is tossing it down here. I have resolutely walked to town and bought the entire Sunday lunch from PicardBlush. Dd1 on bus back to uni. She says she hates leaving us but loves going back.SadSmile

herbaceous · 13/09/2015 10:32

I too love a toyboy. Mine is 10.5 years younger than me. Mind you, he's driving me demented at the moment.

Chums coming round for Sunday lunch, so I inserted a large piece of pork (snigger) at 9 o'clock, and have now given it a bath of cider. Mmmmm.

MrsSchadenfreude · 13/09/2015 11:52

Hatty, I cannot tell you how much I miss Picard. I had lunch with a Paris friend the other week, and she told me that when she goes back to Paris for a weekend, she takes virtually no luggage, but a huge cool bag to fill with Picard goodies. I understood that totally. Nothing here compares. Nothing. Waitrose tries its best, but doesn't reach the heights of Picard Perfection.

We have run out of butter and milk. This is the end of the world, and all my fault. We live opposite a perfectly adequate Tesco Metro. I will also add that it was not me who scraped the butter dish clean and said nothing, nor was it me who finished the milk. I have waved hand vaguely in the direction of Tesco and gone back to my book. Really, it is not the end of the world, is it? And we have an entire freezer packed with fish, chicken and veg.

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motherinferior · 13/09/2015 11:57

I am knackered after marching and then staying up late..

I will confess to unfashionable lefty scepticism about Corby. Shared by various old colleagues from lefty organisations, notably CND. His chief fixer - if you view the BBC footage of him addressing yesterday's march you'll see her elbowing her way to the front next to him - is someone about whom I'm not going to go into details on an open forum, but suffice it to say is someone I would not want to meet and deal with again without risking a knife in my back.

Must put words on the page.

Mr Inferior would love to be described as a toyboy (he's only two years younger than me, though is less Jaded and has lived a far less riotous life). He has taken his MLCM for a spin. Many people have requested little jaunts in it.

Monty, coffee it is!

Blackduck · 13/09/2015 12:04

Ahh MrsS don't get me started on the empty butter dish or Bertolli spread tub which is left on the side thus giving the illusion there is still some in it! Ahhhhh.
We have a list on the fridge - if it's not on the list it doesn't get bought - I am not checking everything!

Enjoy the book...

Hmm MI - intriguing - you will have to tell us more at the next meet up...

motherinferior · 13/09/2015 12:22

Herbs, talking of culinary sniggering, do you possess a meat thermometer? It's an expression that always reduces DP and me to unseemly cackles.

GiddyGiddyGoat · 13/09/2015 12:34

Yes Mrs S, read your book and ignore them.

Tell your dds it's tough love and doing them a favour, that it's part of your job as a parent to teach them independence etc and that involves buying milk when there's none and a Tesco over the road. It's the only way.

Totally agree re reduced wekend catering service too - that's what happens here - we have either Sunday lunch or supper together (which dh usually makes) otherwise it's fend for yourself time. Ds1 came home yesterday afternoon with fresh beetroot and mozzarella saying he was going to have that for supper - my work is done!

Today we are all going out for lunch - to celebrate 19 years of wedded bliss with my toyboy husband! I may have a cocktail...

MrsSchadenfreude · 13/09/2015 13:02

Clearly, this is where I have gone very wrong. I should have married a toyboy. Ah well, there's always next time... Grin

I am more inclined to stop reduce the weekday catering service, as the weekend is the only time we have the DDs with us, and let DH eat his brown rice and tuna.

DD2 has barely left her bedroom this weekend - she has spent the entire time drawing.

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motherinferior · 13/09/2015 13:03

I would like to be nice for once about my darling DD1; she spent yesterday marching with me - and enjoyed it a lot and we got on famously; then when we got home and the other two were for various reasons out she cheerfully enough put the pasta on, made a sauce with Boursin cheese and called me down when it was ready.

DP is apparently producing lunch today. I slightly dread Wet Fish in tomatoes. He huffs at me when I put salt on my food, threatening strokes and early death.

MrsSchadenfreude · 13/09/2015 13:16

LOL at wet fish in tomatoes. But would you swap that for tuna (tinned), green salad and brown rice?

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motherinferior · 13/09/2015 14:00

It was his reliably edible standby of basmati rice, baked salmon (slightly overcooked), green beans and soy sauce. I've had worse. Unexciting but bearable.

bigTillyMint · 13/09/2015 16:05

Hola Crepeys! Just made it onto the train home after a splendid weekend with my old uni mates - laughed, ate and drank our way through the entire weekendSmile I can report back that uni halls are not at all what they used to be, in a good way! Had great weather too - leafy Sheffield is lovely in the autumn.

On the fed-up-of-catering-for-ungrateful-family theme, I have text my toy-boy (by 4 years!) DH to sort out the dinner as I have just eaten a huge roastSmile

Monty, I can give you the lowdown on my DC's school if you like?

Lalsy · 13/09/2015 17:09

Urgh to wet fish and tomatoes and dry fried eggs and cottage cheese. Yum to all crepey culinary offerings and down with ungrateful families.

MI, I share your concerns - am more than sceptical, having initially considered voting for him and read and watched loads about him. Desperately hope I am wrong.

dd gone off back to uni too, Hatty. It feels so different from last year. And I know for you Crem, even more so.

Cremo · 13/09/2015 17:15

Sounds like you had the best fun BTM . Good on ya. Lol @toyboy. Dh is exactly the same age as me really( a month apart). We were also born in the same hospital, and lived one street away from one another as babies.But did not ever meet until we were 35 and living in Sydney. When we did it felt like we'd known each other for years but had been living in parallel universes. Strange innit.
Have been to see fil , who is in bits, and yes it does look like we plus sil and bil will have to care for him on a rota basis for the time being. I will fill his freezer with meals that can easily be heated. He's mainly in shock about the departure of mil, as you would be, when on coming home you saw the removal van taking furniture out of the house and a letter from mil saying cheerio.HmmShock
We, ( family conference with sil) don't think dmil gave a second thought about how we all would of course have to stay in touch with him. It appears that she thought we would just never speak to him again too. She was q shocked that Dh told her we'd be seeing him today.

What a pickle.

Stropperella · 13/09/2015 17:51

Oh Crem :( Hope your MiL has thought it all through properly. And very much hope that the looking after FiL will only be on a short-term basis until he has regained some kind of equilibrium.

BTM, so glad you had a splendid w/e. Re: Get out of my life - I am finding the "how to deal with it" section to be a pile of bollocks. I very much appreciated the first half of the book, which claims to explain why modern teens (well, some of them) can be so immensely disagreeable at home, and most, if not all, of the authors' hypothesis rings bells here. But the "how to deal with it" bit is useless in my particular case, so I'm not as impressed as I was. Still, it was worth a read and made me feel better about a lot of things. Am now moving on to another book about "the teenage brain"...

Can't actually read "fried eggs and cottage cheese" without feeling rather ill. Can't eat either of those things separately, never mind together. Bleargh. I'd rather go hungry.

Power to all of you who can keep up with a toy boy. I'll stick with oldster dh, who is so short-sighted he still thinks I am foxy at fifty. Grin Mind you, he was a toy boy in his first marriage and counsels against it. He found it really hard when his first wife got mistaken for his mum. Grin No one has - as yet - asked me if he's my dad, but that's probably because I am greying and crepey and we have matching neck wattles

I am also, sadly, in the sceptics camp as regards Jezza, but at least the news from the HoC will be more interesting for a while. I do wish Billy Bragg would shut up, though. He cannot sing for toffee and I suspect him of being a big fat hypocrite.

I am - usually - doing actual cooking today. I have a chicken and potatoes roasting with rosemary and garlic in the oven and have just made a rather epic Dorset apple cake, if I do say so myself.

Have to work this evening. Boo.

Stropperella · 13/09/2015 17:54

Har - it's unusual for me to do actual cooking on a Sunday. Mainly, I cannot be arsed and anyway cheese sandwiches are, in fact, the best food on the planet. When accompanied by a green salad, natch.

Auriga · 13/09/2015 17:55

I regretted not taking DD on the march with me, MI (but I'd have had to persuade her to miss an orchestra rehearsal). Found it a joyful and heartening occasion. Couldn't hear the speeches but listened to them afterwards.

Mixed feelings about JC. He was my MP for 11 years, I always voted for him & have a lot of respect for him. But can't say he ever showed a glimmer of leadership potential (or inclination) that I know of. Hope I'm wrong. Couldn't bring myself to vote for him this time Sad. Andrew Rawnsley in today's Observer summed up a lot of my misgivings.

DH otoh is inspired, impressed, thinking of finally joining the party. This is a man who, when I met him, thought all politicians were tossers and admitted to wasting his vote or spoiling his ballot in most (or all) elections.

Crem, sorry if I've missed or forgotten the backstory but is FIL abusive? Your DMIL seems to have gone about things in a pretty drastic way? No wonder he's bewildered. I'm bracing myself because it looks as though my DBIL is about to do something similar to my DSis, or says he is. But I comfort myself with the thought that it would require some positive action from him - not his strong point.

motherinferior · 13/09/2015 17:56

I have finished my second draft and am going to have an enormous alcoholic drink.

Lalsy · 13/09/2015 18:28

MI, that is flippin' fantastic. Have a massive one!

Auriga, me too (the AR piece). Also Taylor Parkes in Quietus (google will find it). I was actually a bit pee'd off the march was dominated by Corby and Bragg - it was about a humanitarian crisis and the message should have been inclusive and they must have known the coverage would focus on them.

Crem, people delude themselves when taking these massive steps, sadly, I think. I am sorry you have another thing to wrestle with.

I am cooking too. Thinking about testing last year's sherry........

bigTillyMint · 13/09/2015 18:47

I did have the best time and am still ROFLing at silly pics and captions that keep coming through on my what's app. Ee all lost at least one thing over the weekend, needed our reading glasses and struggled to rrmember stuff from 30 years ago. But there were no teens there moaning at our ineptitude or telling us that we were embarrassingGrin

Stropps I was reading the section on conflict on the way back and thinking how I must keep it in mind and use those skills when I get back home!

Well done MI Wine

hattymattie · 13/09/2015 18:48

Well done on second draft MI.

My DH is also 2 years younger - but he has no hair so he doesn't exactly look like a toy boyGrin.

I cannot believe JC has been voted in. I know the others weren't exactly charismatic but they were certainly better qualified. For what it's worth, I don't find JC charismatic either, I cannot see him on the world stage.

Lalsy I would have been really cross if I'd been on the march and found that JC and Billy Bragg FFS had made it all about them.