BTM - well done taking the lead (again!) in sorting out our meet up and dragging us kicking and screaming towards "decisions". I also vote wholeheartedly for the Mulberry Tree, as I am less likely to get lost on my way back to Waterloo.
Hope the smear test wasn't too grim.
Rose - regarding our garden wall, considering it had previously been hit by at least two vehicles (one being DH who, having negotiated 20 miles of packed, icy roads in a screaming blizzard, failed to make the final turn into the drive and smacked into it), I really wasn't expecting the chap to make it perfect. He didn't want to make an insurance claim, as he is self-employed, and he was so nice about the whole thing I felt it would have been morally wrong to force him to do so, just so I could end up with a wall in better condition than before he reversed into it. They didn't do a bad job, actually.
Addle - hope new job is OK.
Sorry to hear a few of you are feeling down in the dumps. I have been surprisingly positive so far this year, and have made a few resolutions to get back on track diet/exercise wise. All carbs are henceforth banned, and I have started the 30 Day Shred (BTM - you did this, if I remember), which I will try to do on the mornings when I'm not running. The DDs caught me at it this morning, lunging with two cans of coconut milk, and I had to wrestle DD2's iPhone out of her hands before she could plaster pics of me sweating in PJ bottoms and a sports bra all over the Internet. DD1 wants to join me tomorrow.
I have also spent a very productive 45 minutes on the phone to Virgin, finally getting to grips with our poor broadband performance. All was revealed! After a quick tally I realised we have a total of 14, that's FOURTEEN WiFi devices munching our bandwidth, and some days are downloading as much as 30GB of data in a day.
The Virgin chap actually went "WOW!" when he checked our account. More money.... (sigh).