Ha, I suspect by the standards of most crepeys, my entire house is unspeakable. However, I think I am still quite amazed to be a homeowner at all, so aside from the occasional bout of gloom about living in a squalid hovel in comparison to many of my friends and relatives, I am not too fussed about it on the whole. Nothing gets replaced around here until the bottom has dropped out. We did get a very, very cheap new kitchen about 4 or 5 years ago, but up until then my brother used to get great enjoyment of being in the old kitchen as he said it always made him feel better about the state of his own house.
The house was in an fairly desperate state of disrepair and grime when I bought it, but the kitchen and dining room were particularly, er, special.
I'm still majorly cheesed-off to have missed Beachy's campfest as it must have been the best w/e of the year for camping. The roofing for the chicken coop turned up late on Friday evening, so we then had to spend all day Saturday working on the damn coop. Still, it's more or less finished and the inhabitants are not very grateful. All was not lost on the Saturday entertainment front, as some friends were having a dinner party and when they heard we weren't going away, we got a last minute invite. Yet another opportunity for drunken kitchen dancing. Yay! And I bribed dd with a tenner to look after her brother. And we didn't get in until 2am.
Sadly, we then had to work all day yesterday to make up for time lost to coop-making. I can definitely not accuse dh of being lazy any time in the last 10 days. The bin-flattening must have had a positive effect. He has even done the odd bit of clearing up round the house. Hope it lasts as I can't afford to flatten another Brabantia for some time.
I have applied for that job I mentioned last week. But I have no idea whether my application was in any way what they wanted. I am already wondering how to deal with the crushing gloom that will descend on me when I don't hear anything from them (likely). They will apparently get about 200+ applications. Anyway, I must carry on trying to talk to the right people and something will come along sometime, won't it?