What does one wear to a swingers club?

[SnowNotSoWhite]

Apart from not a lot
Have no intention of getting totally bare assed in public so any ideas on nice lingerie and clothes that would, be, ahem, accommodating?

The Victorian, there really isn't a 'standard' other than, for the male doms, 'I'm in Black until they invent a darker colour'. The usual dress code is 'no effort, no entry'. The rubber fetish girls tend to look lovely but I can't abide being that close to a lady who smells like a new tyre. Leather boys, when really making an effort, can be spectacular. And I've a bit of a weakness for dominas with their victorian lingerie thing on. Except I'm not a submissive so it has to stay platonic, alas. Subs are the ones that end up wearing the REALLY freaky outfits. Google 'fetish wear' if you're curious. But do it with private browsing enabled if you've got the impressionable/youngsters/members of the my-shit-don't-stink brigade with access to your machine...

Ooh that looks fun. I love all the dressing up, I'm not sure I could join in with the other stuff but I would love to get together an outfit and go. I just don't know anyone I could go with sadly.

Kisses Thank you for the info, will make sure settings set to private before googling.

D'you know, I think by now this thread should be over ---> there in most active discussions.
Why do you think it's not?
Come on MN HQ, be bold.

Snow, they are ignoring us and hoping we go away

Numanoid, no reason you should go with someone. You get yourself together a nice outfit and just go hang out. Dance. Chat. Try the toasties. (This is, as far as I know, only one venue). Watch the players playing if that takes your fancy. Or don't. You might find yourself with new friends.

Or a new pet.

I am so proud of MN, btw. Apart from a bit of grumbling early on, this thread has mostly been respectful and curious, rather than judgy.

What a lovely nest of vipers.

Vipers are quit charming little animals, as it happens. Not terribly aggressive unless you're some kind of rodent.

Loving the "toasties are not available everywhere" disclaimer!

Well, they're not. To be fair, though, the place that does toasties is one of the best ones I've been to. They also are almost unique in having a licensed bar.

to anyone what types of activities are the main or unusual ones (aside from the obvious ones) at a swingers event?

Swingers or fetish?

I've never been to a fetish event, but for some reason swingers always seem to have a pool table. Also a pole dancing pole that I have never seen being used. In my extensive sample of three, two had a hot tub and one had a swimming pool. Two had vaguely fetishy stuff to use, but only one really seemed to be taking that seriously.

Also, porn on the tvs. I have no idea why. Surely there is live porn to watch, so why you would want to look at fake porn I have no idea. Each to their own.

Activities? Well at a fetish club there is lots of equipment people can play with/on. For example a bench, a St. Andrews Cross, various things to be tied up to, sometimes a
'Couples Room' where couples can go to get down and dirty in. There are often 'House Mistresses' or ' House Slaves' who are there to coach, advise, play with etc...

And last but not least I have to tell all you lovely ladies about Club Pedestal. It's a club in London that's devoted to worshipping women! You arrive and one of the House Slaves will greet you with a flower, bring round trays of chocolates and strawberries, massage your feet and are basically there to attend to your every need.. It's a great place, here's a link...

www.clubpedestal.com/clubarea.html

There are, on occasion, machines. DP rather enjoyed being tied to one of those once, while I wandered off to get a drink.

There's also always a Jacuzzi at a Swingers' venue, or, at least, every one that I've been to. You're never allowed to have sex in the Jacuzzi, apparently it clogs the filters or something. I am determined at some point to own a Jacuzzi and have sex with someone in it to test this theory. (If the results are as disappointing as sex in a swimming pool, re-enacting the scene from Showgirls or not, this probably won't be repeated. Pools and Jacuzzis are excellent things for snogging in though.)

Ooh I've been on a fucking machine! Found it a bit impersonal tbh but did like the audience I got...

Re equipment, here is a link to a BDSM B&B!

It's in Warwickshire, you can hire it out for a night
, for a weekend or for a party. I spent a very happy birthday there once...

www.essandemm.com/gallerystudio.htm

OK, I sneezed beer at 'a bit impersonal'. That's the POINT, love.

Found it a great labour-saving device, myself ... if I could've got 'em to switch the porn off and the cricket on it'd have been a night to remember.

Anyway, if we're linking: www.townhouseinternational.co.uk/ is the club with the toasties. It's very nice, the owners are friendly, they have the most unflappable barman in the world and apparently the toasties are brilliant. I tend to stick to the coffee (excellent, they have a proper machine) and occasionally a shot of liqueur. I'm driving and anyway my aim with the rubber hose goes to bollocks with more than two units on board.

This month's fetish night is a retro-50s-pinup night, which I can see the drag queens taking as an excuse to REALLY go to town. Apparently there's going to be dancing too, which should be fun.

To not both swingers and fetish. To Destiny Quite a nicely designed and intriguing b&b. What were the crowd like when you was on the sex machine?

TheVictorian, well people were intrigued, some probably a bit aroused. Didn't really like it, but was good to give it a try. Have tried most things now...:)

I, too, would like to know, from the perspective of the machine-ee. It's nice to watch as a spectator: seeing someone have that much fun is just plain nice.

When it comes to machines I much prefer the Magic Wand. My God, that's the Rolls Royce of vibrators...

And here it is, a girl's best friend...

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B009QIP2XW/ref=pd_aw_sbs_1?pi=SS115

Oh wow I just realised this thread will soon reach the 500 mark! What's going to happen to it..??

I'm not a big fan of vibrators tbh. I enjoy them as part of something else, but by themselves just make me go numb after one go. Those plug in ones would probably be better than a spinal block for numbness

Score! 500th message! Do I get a prize?