What does one wear to a swingers club?

[SnowNotSoWhite]

Apart from not a lot
Have no intention of getting totally bare assed in public so any ideas on nice lingerie and clothes that would, be, ahem, accommodating?

See, my problem is what counts as vanilla! I am queer/pansexual, maybepossiblyperhaps a bit poly, but other than that totally vanilla and actually pretty low on actual sex drive (so maybe panromantic/polyromantic and asexual). I have an unconventional sexual orientation/identity, but actually in practise I am pretty boring.

I think I would go to a cuddle club :o

to anyone a friend i was talking to about fetish clubs mentioned they were interested in the sploshing fetish and i thought id ask if anyone has been to these type of events and what happens at these sploshing events ?.

LittleBabyPigsus, do you mean that you aren't that into sex, but enjoy being affectionate to all humans and animals? I'm not sure that's a sexual orientation, tbh.

BOF where did I mention animals?

Asexuality is very much a sexual orientation and people can be asexual but romantically inclined. I'm not necessarily identifying as asexual though but it's just a thing I'm exploring.

What happens if you see someone you know at a swingers' club? Like your boss? or your nanny? Or a relative? Isn't it mortifying?

But why, Holla? It just means you both like the same thing...

Holla you have a laugh about it, say "fancy seeing you here. " and probably go on to talk about why you're both there in the first place.

Sploshing? Never heard of it so had to do a quick google. Nope. Never seen that in a club, people tend to be too concerned about their outfits to do messy stuff like that!

Yes please Mayhave

I read an online discussion about sploshing the other day - apparently they had done it, but the stuff got in all the carpets. They are renovating the club, though, and they were talking about whether the hot tub area could be made practical for it.

I find the practicalities of fetishes absolutely fascinating.

Some of it requires a lot of skill too - there are some beautiful, artistic and athletic rope based things in particular.

I know what sploshing is.

Secret Diary of a Call Girl anyone?

Happy what happened in the ep of secret diary?

She sploshed him for a little while then he wanted to splosh her, so she reluctantly agreed. He threw a cake in her face and she fell over (haha ).

He then put beans down her knickers which she didn't appreciate so they stopped, as he wasn't getting full enjoyment due to her lack of enthusiasm.

The episode ended with her ringing the guy back and asking if he wanted to try again. Cue them both bouncing their arses on a giant cream cake in their underwear.

Twas a good episode

Happy Sounds quite interesting plus lol.

What happens if you see someone you know at a swingers' club? Like your boss? or your nanny? Or a relative? Isn't it mortifying?

It probably depends partly who it is and what your previous opinion of them is. My brain doesn't want to consider my boss being there at all.

This would be a cool place to host a swingers/fetish party www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2414497/Most-luxurious-bunker--The-1970s-Cold-War-Era-Home-built-26-feet-underground.html

The idea of sploshing makes me feel really uncomfortable. There'd better not be any of that when I go. I'd be running round with a cloth and a bottle of Dettol, although that might be the case anyway

Cunty

Sploshing isn't something I could try either. I just don't think I could get turned on if someone was throwing a shit load of chocolate pudding at me.

When displayed in 'Threads I'm on' I read - Cunty Sploshing...

Ooh ooh, I have another question now we've decided to go for it; if we go on "couples night", what's the etiquette if one of you fancies one half of the other couple and the other doesn't? We don't have to shag the other as "a politeness" do we? I am having a midlife crisis and am bi-curious, so I don't want to be going with some ropey bloke in a bid to be all British and "polite". Oh, the irony....,

IME, everyone kind of plays by their own rules. So some couples only play together, some roam about freely. There is no pressure to do anything - there being lots of options cuts down on the awkwardness.

Sploshing sounds fun to me, but not at all erotic. I'd probably watch people at it though, just cos it sounds interesting :-D

i think sploshing sounds interesting especially in a group event.