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What does one wear to a swingers club?

627 replies

SnowNotSoWhite · 08/02/2014 23:41

Apart from not a lot Grin
Have no intention of getting totally bare assed in public so any ideas on nice lingerie and clothes that would, be, ahem, accommodating?

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FlossieTreadlight · 10/02/2014 21:22

Thank you for this brilliant thread. I'm still laughing at the plasterer's radio comment

impatienceisavirtue · 10/02/2014 23:47

I...I... Nope. No words. I have none to add.

Lioninthesun · 10/02/2014 23:57

off cleaning up the kit
I have refrained from asking, in the hope that someone else might damn my curiosity!. Que?

Destinysdaughter · 11/02/2014 00:18

Would assume that the 'kit' was something like cloggers, canes, paddles, cuffs, whips, dildos etc... A lot of people take their own equipment to fetish clubs. The cloakrooms are quite funny, people arrive with massive hold alls with fetish wear and all the rest of the gear in!

Destinysdaughter · 11/02/2014 00:19

Not cloggers ( they don't exist), floggers!!

Lioninthesun · 11/02/2014 01:05

I was wondering about clogs being allowed but not wearing a towel Grin
I always thought the couples touting huge sports hold alls were, well, sporty. I will now be wondering if his wife's rabbit, the dogs lead and the chopping board are stashed in there instead! Thanks Destiny.

liquidstate · 11/02/2014 08:43

I approve of the cleaning the kit. Very hygienic Grin

CoteDAzur · 11/02/2014 09:03

I'm curious about how a S&M relationship translates to RL. Assuming your sub is your DP in real life, do you manage to sustain an equal & respectful relationship, or is she expected to be submissive to you in daily life?

Rooners · 11/02/2014 09:29

I think what I get from this as a general impression of the whole 'scene' is that it's for people who like to play psychological games revolving around sex.

They are so fascinated by it. I think I might just be quite boring because I don't find it that interesting, who is in control, who wants to do what to whom, in fact sex itself doesn't really interest me - it's nice when you're in love with someone, but really, that's all it is to me - a sort of way of expressing love.

Anything else, power trips, dressing up, games - nope, not interesting in the slightest. I would run a mile from anyone who was into that stuff (who wanted a relationship, or even to talk about it) because I just find it really juvenile and boring.

But that's obviously just my thoughts. I think I wish I had run a mile back then tbh, before I even got to see how ridiculous it all was...they were very persistent though and I didn't know how to say no in those days.

Only1scoop · 11/02/2014 09:33

Blimey a whole bag of 'kit....' I thought I was rather risqué having a few naughty bits n bobs in my knicker draw Blush

NotBrittaPieHonest · 11/02/2014 09:53

Cote - it depends...

Some people are D/s (Dominant/submissive) all the time, which again means all sorts - a traditional 'husband in charge' relationship would fall on this spectrum, for example. A lot of 'vanilla' relationships have a more assertive partner, but that doesn't mean they respect each other any less.

Some people only do it sometimes in the bedroom, and even switch roles, either within one relationship or with different partners. Your standard 'blindfold and sexy toy handcuffs from Ann summers' could fall under this.

Some people are somewhere in between, or have periods of being more or less serious about it.

Then of course there are different interpretations of the whole thing - pain, bondage, submission and the rest can stand alone or together, there are symbolic things like collars and names that people do or don't use, people have different rules and protocols, etc. it's not all about sex - with people who are really into it it can hardly be about sex.

Subs can get in a trance like state during and/or after some activities, or get giggly and silly, because the rush is almost like doing drugs. It is very, very frowned upon not to look after your sub after doing things, even if they aren't your actual partner.

There are some really sweet love stories, and a HUGE part of it is cuddles and feeling utterly safe and protected, even though (and even because) the person protecting you also makes you very happy by doing, er, unusual practises. Grin

Ahem. Or so I've heard.

lurkingaround · 11/02/2014 09:57

That's an interesting question CoteDAzur. I wonder how the relationship translates to ordinary life. Can you be sub or dom in only one specific area of your life. I wonder. My instinct says no, but I don't know much of this.

There was a poster way back up this thread who's partner was asked is she was ok, and he likened this side of it to the hardcore drug scene, in that people 'mind' each other in it. Confused I do realize I've led a tame life but gosh, that's a bit of a turn-off (excuse the pun).

lurkingaround · 11/02/2014 10:06

X post. Thanks Britta. Posting on phone. Takes me ages.

But cuddles and 'utterly safe and protected'? Really? I thought these clubs were about sex with other people in a room of other people, not romance? I have to say, I can't imagine being submissive and feeling safe or utterly protected. But like I say, I've led a tame life and probably know diddly squat. Quite happy with my tameness tho.

NotBrittaPieHonest · 11/02/2014 10:15

It's more the bdsm side for that, rather than the swinging. They can overlap, but they are different and there are lots of people who will only do one or the other.

Some people's brains are such that they feel safer with someone else in charge, and it can even increase their confidence and assertiveness in other areas. Some people get 'high' off pain, and being tied up can be calming, scary, artistic or a combination. People can get really spaced out and calm. Or, obviously, massively turned on.

You know how people go on roller coasters or jump out of planes to get a rush? It's like that, but safer because it is another human doing it who can stop at any time. Plus you get a cuddle after. Grin

NotBrittaPieHonest · 11/02/2014 10:18

Oh! Thought of a way to explain it!

You know those team bonding activities, where you fall back and they catch you, or lead you around blindfolded?

It's like that. You have to trust, and that creates a bond.

Destinysdaughter · 11/02/2014 10:27

Totally agree with what NotBritta has said. For me being submissive is all about trust and feeling safe. I also feel that I very much call the shots as the Dom can't do anything to me without my permission.

The first Dom I had, he gave me a questionnaire to fill in before we ever played together. This comprised of questions about my likes and dislikes ( e.g. Being blindfolded, spanked etc), and also what my unexplored fantasies were. It was a very freeing experience to admit to myself and to another person what I really wanted. And when we played together I knew that he knew what my desires and preferences were. And yes, there was lots of cuddling at the end..!

lurkingaround · 11/02/2014 10:34

Gosh I really don't get this at all! You filled in a questionnaire? Was this a relationship or just a date or a meet-up with someone?

Thanks for explaining NotBritta, I do understand people will get a rush from whatever, e.g. since this is S&B, buying bags etc, but to me it still sounds uncomfortable and somehow not quite right, or wrong.
I hate that team building exercise, I don't really get the point of it. And it's work, there are checks and balances, processes and procedures, and it's all fairly open and transparent. This scene is not so open.

CoteDAzur · 11/02/2014 10:39

It's being done in a crowded place, in full view of people. Not sure how it can be more "open". In contrast, I've been in many a corporate meeting room where dodgy business was conducted.

I've never been interested in being in a S&M couple, by the way, but I was quite friendly with a sub man some years ago so heard quite a bit about it. His dom of choice was a prostitute who specialised in this stuff. He is a very successful corporate lawyer in RL.

Destinysdaughter · 11/02/2014 10:47

Re the questionnaire, this was a sub/ Dom relationship. He was v experienced, had been a sub himself so knew what it felt like. Later on when I tried being a Domme, I used the questionnaire thing on my sub and it was a really helpful tool to get inside someone's head...

Suzannewithaplan · 11/02/2014 11:21

It sounds as if it's to do with intensifying intimacy between people, and perhaps in a ritualized way.

I can appreciate that it could be pleasurable and very emotionally / sexually fulfilling.

CoteDAzur · 11/02/2014 13:14

May I just say how utterly wonderful that this thread is in Style & Beauty? Grin

Destinysdaughter · 11/02/2014 14:40

Do you think we should ask for the thread to be moved?

< don't know where it would fit in tho...> :)

CoteDAzur · 11/02/2014 14:42

No, absolutely not.

It is part of MN's charm and magic that one can innocently wander into the Style & Beauty topic and enter into a world of whips and dildos Grin

KatoPotato · 11/02/2014 16:45

dont' ask this guy!

Whity74 · 11/02/2014 18:37

Hmm, I think my life is a little too sheltered for this thread! My evenings consist of hot chocolates and romcom's!