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Walking in a Crepey Wonderland!

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MrsSchadenfreude · 17/12/2013 01:01

I couldn't see that anyone else had started a new thread, after Stropps carelessly finished the old one without starting a new one, so here you are. Xmas GrinXmas GrinXmas Grin

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motherinferior · 31/12/2013 13:22

I am reading depressing threads about people who haven't put on weight over Christmas and about chic French women...

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bigTillyMintspie · 31/12/2013 14:28

CV, I thought he would be more fussy but seems v happy with the Primarni jeans despite the tightness around his calves! I also dug out some of DHs old tshirts and a poloneck jumper so he has been sporting a retro look which actually really suits him and makes him look even more grown up!

Brave woman, rudy - we are going to friendsWink

31st is proving a great time to travel - just crossing London and barely a car about!

MrsSchadenfreude · 31/12/2013 14:29

I am cooking for tonight. I have decided to do Brownies for pudding on the grounds that everyone likes them and they are relatively easy to make. I went to the market this morning and got 30 peppers and 15 limes for £2.50. I do love a bargain. Grin

Hope the sickly among you feel well enough for at least a glass of champagne tonight.

I have just spent 5 minutes removing Christmas tree needles from the cat, as he had a load embedded in his tail. Hmm He has stolen the snowman ornament again and is lovingly washing it. Eww. I think it can be his snowman now...

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bigTillyMintspie · 31/12/2013 15:21

East St, MrsS? And aww at the cat!

We are back - worst traffic was the last 2miles of the journeyHmm

MrsSchadenfreude · 31/12/2013 15:25

Yep, East Street. Or East Lane, as it used to be called.

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CointreauVersial · 31/12/2013 15:31

God knows what we'll be eating tonight. SIL's catering is very unpredictable. Despite a houseful of people (4 adults and 11 kids, aged 10-21) there was half a loaf of bread laid on for breakfast. Last night, after having had no food all day, she fried some eggs and served them with a few bags of takeaway chips, and on Saturday, DH and I went out for dinner with friends, and she looked after our three, along with her own, and she didn't feed them at all! Meals here are just refueling opportunities; there is nothing sociable about them. Everyone just seems to graze on the hoof, and survive on toast. I found some porridge in the cupboard this morning, so the DCs and I ate that for lunch.

But if I suggest popping to the supermarket, or mention that the DCs might appreciate a good meal once in a while (or, heaven forbid, a vegetable) she takes it as a personal affront to her hospitality, so it's got to a point where I just button my lip. I suppose if I had people to stay I would be a little offended if they heaved their own supermarket food into my kitchen and started cooking, or disappeared off to a cafe, but then I'd get some food in. Maybe it's just me.....we're not all the same, after all. And it's only a week; we'll survive.

I've just heard a bloody ice-cream van go past, tune playing! Really? It's December ffs.

motherinferior · 31/12/2013 15:49

God, if I had visitors who offered to rustle up a meal I'd be delighted!

addle · 31/12/2013 16:37

Auriga - hope you recovering and dd ok. Am on much better terms with DD again, thanks - made up yesterday. walk vv soon is exactly what is needed.

Everyone - have a lovely NYE and see you in 2014! x

bigTillyMintspie · 31/12/2013 16:46

Walk? I am a top walkerSmile

CV, I think I need to spend some time at your SILs - could she market it as a less is more retreat (foodwise!)? Grin

DS has just announced that he is going shopping tomorrow and will need a lift to his mates for 10am!!!

Blackduck · 31/12/2013 16:51

Just seen The Hobbit - and did a quick M&S shop as realised have no food in the house...
I am now slumped on the bed hacking away and sounding positively consumptive......

Bah...

Stropperella · 31/12/2013 17:19

Have belatedly realised that due to one thing and another, I totally forgot to raise any invoices for November. Big oops. That's never happened before. So am now doing 2 months of invoices. And I'm already looking forward to a chilled glass of fizz.
Ds is going down with the coughing lurgy and is not looking too clever. Dd has finally stopped coughing. Ds thinks he will be strong enough to eat some naff Tesco party snacks shortly. Grin
I have invited dm over for lunch on Jan 2nd, as I think she is slumping into post-Christmas gloom. I otoh am feeling rather perky, although this is tinged with slight dismay about the annual "write your thank yous" arguments looming in the near future.
Am looking forward to a low-key evening of fizz, naff snacks and Indiana Jones on the telly-box. Fine by me. Grin

I didn't feel quite so cheery yesterday afternoon after visiting an orange-faced lady in Debenhams to try out some Bare Minerals foundation. Dear god, it made me look whiskery, old and shrivelled. Dd was there and was struggling to control the expression on her face when the orange lady told me it looked "lovely". Lovely? It aged me by 10 years in one fell swish of the powder brush. It highlighted wrinkles I didn't even know I had. I suspected it would, mind, but I just wanted to see for myself. I feel I must continue in my generally make-up-less existence, as any make-up just draws attention to my crepeyness. I have given up on the idea of lipstick, as it only looks deeply odd on me. I suspect my hair and glasses make me look like Mary Whitehouse. I remind myself fairly strongly of my own grandma. I think 2014 will be the year of learning to accept the inevitable and starting to go with the crinkly flow.

motherinferior · 31/12/2013 17:21

Stropps, forgo the unforgiving glare of the mirror for now.

I need a haircut.

MrsSchadenfreude · 31/12/2013 17:25

Stropps - Bare Minerals did exactly the same to me - it made me look about 100, leathery, wrinkly, indeed crepey. I said this to the Orange Lady in Selfridges and she huffed and drew herself up to her full height and said "Most of our older ladies like yourself find it very flattering." I'm afraid I was quite rude in my response. Go for BB cream, blurs the lines and gives your skin a bit of life. La Roche Posay is good and not orange. Garnier gave me eczema. No 7 is supposed to be good too.

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bigTillyMintspie · 31/12/2013 17:35

Stropps, I was going to say nearly the same as MrsS - I use the Boots no7 CC cream - it is quick and seems to look OK on me!

And you have just reminded me of Thank You lettersSad

I am going to get a bath soon and try to glam myself up!

motherinferior · 31/12/2013 17:44

Lovely beauty journo friend gave me Filorga BB cream which is terrific. Shall attempt to cover the Ravages with some later. Also had brows done today.

Have just noticed the needlepoint cushion DP's aunt painstakingly made for us....

MrsSchadenfreude · 31/12/2013 17:57

Oooh, MI, I have Filorga BB cream. It is indeed the dogs bolleaux of BB creams, I think, although LRP is pretty good too. In fact, all of the Filorga stuff is wonderful, although I can't bring myself to pay their prices (M & S do it now). I have a crepey friend who recommended it to me, and she looks pretty amazing for her age, but I guess that could just be good genes.

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bigTillyMintspie · 31/12/2013 18:07

MrsS, don't talk to me about good genes - my DM still has the skin of a young woman, not a wrinkle in sightAngry Still, at least I have had some fun in my life - drink, sun, alte nights, etc, etcWink

MrsSchadenfreude · 31/12/2013 18:16

My DM looks like WH Auden, according to DH. (No love lost there; she loathed him on meeting him and has not adjusted her opinion over the past 20 + years.)

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bigTillyMintspie · 31/12/2013 18:47
Grin

My DM LOVES my DH (I think she thinks he must be a saint for putting up with me, but little does she know...)

Stropperella · 31/12/2013 18:51

Thank you for the BB cream recommendations. I obviously need to treat myself
I was a leetle bit mean to the orange lady by asking her, deadpan, "Are you sure it doesn't make me look like a dusty old lady?" Dd snorted really loudly at this point.
Re: genes - my maternal granny looked like a translucent sharpei; my ma looks like a gingery sharpei - I know what's coming. My father must have had unaccountably weedy continental genes that quailed when mixed with Celtic material.

motherinferior · 31/12/2013 19:17

My DM thinks DP is the gift from the gods, being a Nice Asian BoyAngry

herbaceous · 31/12/2013 20:12

I third (fourth?) the BB cream recommendation. It really does the biz, and only takes approx 30 seconds to splat on. I use the Garnier one, much decried on MN, and it's about £6, so no need to 'treat' yourself.

Right. Got to order my curry, to go with my Prosecco, in my Home Alone NYE. It might become even less glamorous, as DS has a squitty bum. I'm already wondering about sheet stocks...

QueenQueenie · 31/12/2013 20:34

Are you alone by choice Herbs?
Definitely try some BB cream Stropps. I have Bobbi Brown which is excellent but not cheap atm, but have also liked the Boots Botanics one which gets rave reviews here on MN.
We have had nice supper en famille here and now we're off to drink fizz and play board games with our lovely friends up the road (4 adults and 5 teenagers)... some of whom get VERY competitive about the whole thing... wish me luck.
A premature happy new year to all my crepey friends. Wishing you all only good things for 2014.

CointreauVersial · 31/12/2013 21:08

SIL, having starved us all week, is now churning out trayful after trayful of chicken wings, ribs, lasagne and other greasy delights for BIL's birthday. Grin