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Crepe Expectations

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Cremolafoam · 03/08/2013 07:32

Will this do?Smile

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rubyrubyruby · 12/08/2013 08:57

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Stropperella · 12/08/2013 09:54

My knees do not like running. And I don't like the way it causes my jowls to flap in the wind. Why run, when you can just go for a brisk walk, eh? That's my attitude.

BD, do not look at the fat thread. It is not an uplifting experience.

BTM, re: teens and bedtime - don't know, because I refuse to let dd stay up later than me. We are often still working at 11 so don't exactly go to bed very early. I don't find it acceptable for her to go to bed much after 11.30, so she gets harried into bed by then. It's a different dynamic if you only have the one teen, though. She's much more human if she goes to bed early and gets up at a reasonable time - not that she would want to admit to that.

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Blackduck · 12/08/2013 10:24

I looked - I wish I hadn't :( that is one depressing thread.

Same here re knees - I have a dodgy one (fell on it a couple of years ago). I am thinking of the gym though......

herbaceous · 12/08/2013 10:36

I couldn't find the fat thread. Has it been removed? Or am I even more senile than I suspected?

Re running - I like the idea of it, but in practice my jowls crash up and down, my boobs feel like two boulders bouncing on my chest, and my arches flatten. It's not a good look/feeling. If I were two stone lighter it would be easier, but for that I'd need to go running... etc.

I'm in the midst of pre-menstrual nausea/headache. Come on you bastard Aunt Flo.

Blackduck · 12/08/2013 11:02

It's in Chat Herbs - if you want a depressing read......

Stropperella · 12/08/2013 11:44

Baaaaaaad BD. :) Don't do it, Herbs.

Honestly, it consists of loads of people saying stuff like "I am 5 foot 2 and a half and 9 stone 5 and feel like a gigantic walrus and am therefore an utter failure and hate myself."

And then some people saying "Well, I'm a bit heavy but I don't care".

And then some other people saying "Bah, you ghastly fatsos should be ashamed of yourselves, everyone should be able to see their ribs and should have one dust and water day a week."

etc etc

Not very life-affirming, imnvho.

Stropperella · 12/08/2013 11:45

Each to their own, though, obvs. Grin

Blackduck · 12/08/2013 12:17

Stropps you are so right... and yes Herbs, that is essentially a summary of the thread!

Now I off to buy a full fat cheese sandwich ;)

motherinferior · 12/08/2013 12:37

Yes, I was feeling perfectly sane till I read that thread. The reason I am thinking about running is partly because I know that for me it is important to feel part of my body and enjoying it. Also because otherwise I will quite probably not get any natural light in the winter. And it's quick...

I am shoring up my self-image with brioche and cider Grin

Stropperella · 12/08/2013 13:53

Hope the cidre is going down well, MI Grin

I have now been doing my hardcore circuit training twice a week for nearly 2 years. I have found it useful in lots of ways and it has done me quite a bit of good, I think. I am also out with the dog every day and have my own little programme of situps and other core exercises that I have been doing 3 times a week for the last 15 years. The downside of circuits is where my arms used to be middle-aged, pudgy ham arms, they are now slightly more sculpted but are sadly also baggy and wrinkly. I also have baggy tummy skin, where I used to have a little big of podge. Also, the exercise gives me broken veins. Ergo, I believe doing the exercise has actually caused me to look older in some ways.

I am, however, generally a lot fitter and certain aches and pains - which must have been partly due to weedy muscles - have disappeared. I have to keep telling myself that I am doing the exercise for those reasons and not to change the way I look. No matter what I do, what I look like now is as good as it gets. That's it. Without the help of £30,000 worth of plastic surgery, it's only going to get worse because that's how life goes, so I might has well concentrate on trying to stay healthy and doing things that make me feel good. I have had phases in my life where I got so overwhelmed by body dysmorphic isshoos that I convinced myself I was too fat and hideous to leave the house. I know the sort of thinking that takes me down that road and I try to avoid it. Don't always succeed, but I know I have to keep trying.

bigTillyMint · 12/08/2013 15:29

Re teens and bedtime, it has become a bit of an issue on hol as DH and I like to retire earlyBlush When it is term time the DC have to be up at the crack of dawn for school and weekend clubs. However as our dear friends arrived this morning, I imagine the dynamic may change again as we will all be up later and have the two 14yos in our apartment....

Re running, Stropps is right - brisk (and I mean brisk!) walking is far better for the knees, jowls and other wobbly bits!

beachyhead · 12/08/2013 22:23

OMG have been in Thorpe Park all day....I am not a natural rollercoaster but have been made to go on various disgusting rides by dd2 (who is 7 and only 1.3m, so luckily we were limited!)

It wasn't as bad as I thought it could be...

I have also been considering running. I have a running bra, but no shoes! Tomorrow is spent dropping dd2 to tennis (dh: does she want to go to tennis camp? me: not sure, but I want her to go to tennis camp) and checking up on dad who appears to have taken to his bed. My dsis is working out a rotaSmile

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Blackduck · 13/08/2013 07:31

Christmas? What's that?
Still summer here!!

beachyhead · 13/08/2013 11:24

Thorpe Park seemed manageable from a busy-ness point of view... Not sure what to compare it to though, as I've only been once before and that was about six years ago!

I would LOVE to be someone who has done some Christmas shopping. It doesn't exactly arrive unannounced does it, but I'm still never ready!

motherinferior · 13/08/2013 11:25

Do they have no lives? Christmas??

motherinferior · 13/08/2013 11:32

Fed up with kids who keep telling me they are bored...

motherinferior · 13/08/2013 11:33

...and then whinge that they might be expected to go out and walk...

addle · 13/08/2013 17:02

running does have advantage that you can just set off from your front door, thus limiting the amount of time you need to spend exercising ...? and keep an eye on all the shoehorning of new blocks of flats into tiny corners if you run round your local streets as I used to until I succumbed to the MN fad for shredding

has anyone been to northern brittany round erquy? considering camping for one last blast of holiday but don't know it at all. any advice, but esp. eating drinking and swimming, welcome

MrsSchadenfreude · 13/08/2013 17:10

Addle - we went to St Cast one year, which is not that far, and had a great time. Nice beaches, sea very clean, lots of good seafood restaurants.

I have the 30 day shred dvd. It's still in its wrapper. Blush

motherinferior · 13/08/2013 17:52

Ah, I cannot contemplate a DVD. Really cannot.

Didn't really have you down as a shredder, MrsSGrin except perhaps of cabbage before adding a fabulous dressing.

MrsSchadenfreude · 13/08/2013 18:51

You know me too well, MI. Grin

I am exhausted, really, to the point that breathing is an effort. Tomorrow is DD1's last night here and on Thursday DH and she drive back to UK and then to her new school on the Friday. Sad DD2 can't wait...

Stropperella · 13/08/2013 19:18

I bought that Shred dvd and did it once. It made me want to punch the tv. I like going to my circuits class because it's full of sweary women who make rude jokes, which makes it a lot more fun than being shouted at by a humourless dvd lady.

Stropperella · 13/08/2013 19:23

Have heard from friend of friend that dd is busy having a good time in the south of France. Tomorrow, ds goes off camping in Devon. And dh and I will go to the cinema by ourselves for the first time ever. Ooooh, the excitement.

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