Anyone want an honest option?

[JustCallMeDavesHorse]

I'm all yours for about half an hour! Promise polite opinions on all your diLemmas!

I will try to make it not arse size related this time.

Although it's difficult......

Cheerfulyank that's sounds a bit technical but I'll try

: Fellatio. OP keeps us in good order!

Bingo wings?

I was hoping to not focus (for once) on my body flaws. But rather telling, I cannot think of a single other thing to ask.

tellingly.

I tried running on a treadmill 2days ago. I managed 15 mins. I have never been running before. it was horrible because my legs and bum were wobbling all over the place! should I persevere, then?

liquid eyeliner?

FellatioNelson. Am honoured that one of mumsnet royalty has recognised us plebs.(can you please give me an idea for the dried hydrangea that I have lovingly dried for Christmas)

I've tried that ...maybe I need a better brand. My friend wants me to do the gel kind that comes in the pot with the brush, but I think I'd be rubbish at it.

Posted too soon.. After starting to follow your thread in sept and have no idea what to do them now!

I am so not royalty, but thank you anyway.

I love dried hydrangeas. Hang on, I'll think about it. but you are the boss of this thread, don't let me derail it!

What was your career OP?

no no I meant liquid eyeliner is a problem I can never do it, some people just naturally can.. hmm

I have discovered I look better without makeup.

When I do wear makeuo it's just undereye concealery stuff, maybe something glowy on my skin but not foundation, like shu uemera's instant glow (though this makes my skin go weird, it looks amazing when you put it on), and nars blush. Mascara and maybe a tiny bit of like a dark brown/warm reddy brown eyeliner kind of smudgy.

It's all about what works for you- OP I don't know what I'm talking about. help

cheerfulyank what are your specific makeup woes?

OP, yes, what did you do before?

and if I go running, should I go outdoors and if so how long for?

thanks!

Maybelline used to do an eyeliner that was like a felt tip pen. I wonder if they still do.

ATTENTION!

Maybellone do a good mascara

MUMSNETTERS.

Cafectico may I suggest barefoot runnimg

Cheerfulyank, try using primer.

Or BB cream

Why all the shouting?

What career did you give up? Any chance of doing it now and again/part time/from home?

but it's cold and wet outside