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Has anyone removed all their pubic hair with hair remover cream (poss TMI but what the hell)

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GetOrfMoiSamsungFridgeFreezer · 05/08/2011 17:20

I just got a bit bored, covered my legs in nair and then thought 'what the hell' and slathered it all over me bits.

It's great. HUGELY satisfying to just pull the hair out in clumps.

Looks a bit odd though, have never had a brazillian or anything so is all new to me.

Make me wonder why you would have a brazillian actually when you can just put a bit of cream on, read a trash mag whislt perched on the edge of the bath, and then shower it off.

No pain, and cheap.

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ThatVikRinA22 · 09/08/2011 19:12

I fear this may have been something of a mistake....Confused

Honeydragon · 09/08/2011 19:37

Vicar are you ok?
Do you have nuclear pubes or did it work?

danniclare · 09/08/2011 19:40

Tried it, didn't dissolve properly, just a patchy mess. Perhaps with practice but life's too short.

skyebluepink · 09/08/2011 19:50

Kaysirah
You have you just haven't checked properly.

rumpleteaser · 09/08/2011 20:13

well bikini wax strips were shit.
Only pulled off a few hairs. Had to shave it off.

JustFiveMinutesHAHAHA · 09/08/2011 20:31

Rumple :( doing it yourself is really difficult - waxing is great if you can afford to have it done at a salon. I miss being able to afford to do that.

Vicar - how are you now??

Danni - try doing it again.

ThatVikRinA22 · 09/08/2011 20:42

after 2 applications i can now only conclude that in the event of nuclear war, my pubes would survive along with the roaches and rats.

my bits are still very much in tact.

but so are my pubes.

i have stubble! stubble! ffs!

ElectricSoftParade · 09/08/2011 20:42

I think I am an ape - front and under-carriage all still smooth and lovely but a bit five o'clock shadow on the thighs with a horrible rash.

While I like most of the results I do look a bit diseased Blush.

Happily, DH got over his initial shock and is very keen for me to continue Veeting. Although he hasn't seen the rash yet... I think he may shriek againGrin

rumpleteaser · 09/08/2011 20:49

hmmm I'm squeamish about getting my muff out and splaying bits that have never been splayed before in front of a strange woman.
Maybe dh will help?

flatbellyfella · 09/08/2011 20:56

Strange,
no fellas are commenting on doing hair
removal down below.

ThatVikRinA22 · 09/08/2011 20:58

i think ill have to have another go tomorrow....does Nair get rid of stubble? gah! i may have to hide until something grows back....i am now worried about getting velcroed to my knickers...

is Veet stronger? or am i likely to cause myself a damage with Veet?

DH is going to piss himself laughing.

mumsnet made me do it will be my only defence....

mmmwine · 09/08/2011 20:59

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TooManyBlossoms · 09/08/2011 21:05

I decided to Nair myself earlier. I was stupid brave and didn't do a patch test. Dear god in heaven it buuuuurns. I only intended to do the edges and the top 6 inches of my legs but somehow the whole lot came off. I look like a very raw plucked chicken.

Honeydragon · 09/08/2011 21:08

My stubble keeps returning, but this happens whatever I do. The beautician told me yonks ago that if I can find a method I can use regularly that doesn't make me bleed than it will improve so dammit I'm going to Veet daily till my bastard pubes comply.

ThatVikRinA22 · 09/08/2011 21:12

Grin @ honey

mmmwine · 09/08/2011 21:14

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ElectricSoftParade · 09/08/2011 21:14

Ohh Honey every day?

May consider this as, having got this far, I want it to last for a while without the stubble

mmmwine · 09/08/2011 21:15

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Honeydragon · 09/08/2011 21:20

I had a proper wax done once, both times blood and carnage everywhere and my pubes were back within 4 days! 4 days! After being ripped out roots and all! My pubes are bastards.

The beautician was Confused as I one of her least hairy clients, I can go over a week without needing to do my legs, and she use to charge me 1/2 price for my eyebrows as they are minimal and took 3 minutes to do. Stupid pubes.

ThatVikRinA22 · 09/08/2011 21:24

mine obviously come from the same breeding stock as yours honey

i did actually manage to epilate my bikini line after lots and lots of wine....but i dont think id do the lot - god the thought of getting something trapped in the tweezers makes my eyes water....

mmmwine · 09/08/2011 21:24

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Honeydragon · 09/08/2011 21:37

perhaps we were designed to walk naked up to the waist through brambles?

thenightsky · 09/08/2011 21:37

mmmwine what??? Have you dissolved all your flaps off too. Or something? Confused

MrsPlesWearsAFez · 09/08/2011 21:39

I read on BBC news that there was a 400% increase in calls to the Fire Brigade over the last couple of days, and that they were putting it down to the riots.

It's you lot and your burning fanjos isn't it? Hmm

discobeaver · 09/08/2011 21:46

Tinydiamond you need a mirror you can kneel or squat over if you want to defuzz while very pregnant.
I think that's the only way really.