Saturday evening
I didn't serve the 'special' mushroom soup, but I do wish I had, it might've made things more bearable!!!
Our guests arrived with their two year old in tow! I really didn't expect that!
The meal was OK (would have been much nicer if they hadn't been an hour late!!)
But this couple are "in awe of the cuteness" of their child and thought that it was really cute when he decided that his toy 'horsey' wanted to play in my dinner whilst I was trying to eat it!!!
The 'cute' kid then got down from the table and decided to play underneath, with my feet!!
The couple just let 'his cuteness' run riot and do exactly as he wanted, and he wanted to do loads, VERY LOUDLY!
We couldn't hear each other unless we shouted at one-an-other. Not being one that shouts (and still suffering a bit having not recovered from this chest infection completely) I kind of gave up and left the talking/shouting to dp. (I couldn't really hear what the woman was saying anyway as she is very quietly spoken.)
Towards the end of the evening I had a pounding headache, when 'his cuteness' jumped up on his mums lap and said "booby", she then proceeded to breast feed this two year old!!!!!!!!!
I couldn't quite believe it, I am not against breast feeding in public, I used to do it myself if I had to, but I did do it discreetly, no boobs flapping about in the breeze for me!!!! And I stopped feeding them when they got teeth (ouch!!).
When they decided to leave I was so relieved, they then just spent ages just gazing at 'his royal cuteness' as he sat on the stairs and just giggled at us all (got to admit, he has got a really cute giggle) until the father said to mother "come on, lets go then". Mother replied "Oh I'm sorry; I was just admiring his cuteness".
OMG, pass me a bucket!!!!!