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If you want to see spot squeezing, popping or videos showing the removal of blackheads - this is the place for you.

Enormous underarm boil... does this need a doctor?

249 replies

lemonsandgingerbeer · 22/06/2021 13:48

Apologies for the stubble Blush

This has come up over the last 4 days and it's super-annoying. Magnesium sulphate hasn't done much, nor have hot compresses (although it has grown pretty big pretty fast).

Should I get to the docs to have it drained?

OP posts:
MangosteenSoda · 25/06/2021 10:47

I also got burnt, weepy, scaly armpits from Mitchum. I was horrified and satisfied in equal measure Grin

What on earth do they put in it???

Mumdiva99 · 25/06/2021 11:04

Oh no - it popped in secret. Well that just isn't fair. I hope for your sake that means it's starting to heal.

TrickyD · 25/06/2021 12:10

@Mumdiva99

Oh no - it popped in secret. Well that just isn't fair. I hope for your sake that means it's starting to heal.
And for our sakes it comes right up again. Grin
SpaceRaiders · 25/06/2021 12:16

I hadn’t attributed the scaley under arm skin to Mitchum! Whatever I put on mine just seemed to activate the skin further. In the end I used a steroid ointment on it and it cleared. Horrid stuff.

Op hope I it on the mend now.

CornedBeef451 · 25/06/2021 13:14

Well done on the new job @RomComPhooey!

OP hope it feels better now and it clears up for you.

PuzzledObserver · 25/06/2021 13:41

@Fozzleyplum

Teenage DS is prone to these and they quickly grow HUGE. So far, on each occasion he has been prescribed antibiotics and, a few days in to the course, the boil pops. The most recent one was very satisfying. It suddenly came to a head and a sort of ribbon of solidified pus poked out. I pulled on it gently and "delivered", much in the style of James Herriott delivering a calf, a sac of bloody pus. There was more pus behind it which I squeezed out and then the whole thing deflated and healed over a couple of days.
Oh God, I loved reading that - I could see it in my mind’s eye. I’m a full-on spooner, aren’t I? How did that happen?

DH has recently acquired the habit of watching live feeds of planes landing and taking off. I gently mocked him, and he said it was more wholesome than watching people squeeze zits on YouTube Blush

He doesn’t bother logging in to his own account when watching YouTube on the telly, just uses mine. I’m going to have to create a second YouTube login for my sporn activities….

MartyHart · 25/06/2021 14:54

Aw what a shame you didn't get to enjoy the moment op, still I'm glad you have blessed relief. You know us in Sporner Corner were all rooting for you.
@Fozzleyplum I agree, bravo for your description. I especially liked the comparison with Mr Herriot Grin

Holothane · 25/06/2021 16:14

Yes very satisfying when they pop,

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 25/06/2021 16:19

Glad it's popped OP but said we didn't get to share.

LOL@ sexpot Grin

Fozzleyplum · 25/06/2021 16:40

Thanks for all the plaudits for my sporn prose. This topic has been a source of much satisfaction over the years, so I thought it was about time I gave something back Grin.

Holothane · 25/06/2021 16:47

Haha

Christinayangtwistedsister · 25/06/2021 19:45

It looks like Hidradenitis Suppurativa

KatoPotato · 25/06/2021 19:51

majestic music*

My dear OP, please accept this follicle bollockle bravery badge for services to the sporners.

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FlatteredFool · 25/06/2021 20:25

Noooo, I wanted a bursting picture! That's so unfair of it to pop in your sleep.

sansucre · 25/06/2021 20:47

Well, OP (and others in this thread), I read this yesterday, thankful in the knowledge that I have never had to deal with anything like this. However, was just in the bath and while I was soaping my underarms felt a largish lump that is sore to the touch. On closer examination, it seems I too have a boil albeit not as big as OP's and quite a way under the surface. As I was in the bath, I took the opportunity to apply a hot compress and will continue to do so now I am out of the bath. If it does not come to a head/burst, I will call the GP on Monday.

I must admit I am grateful to this thread otherwise I would have panicked on discovery of it!

lemonsandgingerbeer · 25/06/2021 20:53

@FlatteredFool

Noooo, I wanted a bursting picture! That's so unfair of it to pop in your sleep.
I did vaguely consider taking a picture of the dried aftermath.

But then I imagined that's a bit like offering someone your leftover dinner scraps (and wasn't sure how to snap it without giving you all an eyeful of boob), so...

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FlatteredFool · 25/06/2021 21:25

@sansucre you must make photographic, with emphasis on the graphic, documentation of all stages of this delightful find. It's the law.

MrsRockAndRoll · 25/06/2021 21:39

I hope the ABs work and it clears up

PuzzledObserver · 25/06/2021 23:05

@MrsRockAndRoll

I hope the ABs work and it clears up
….but preferably after it has grown to 3 times the original size and you’ve then captured it rupturing on camera. Painlessly, obviously Grin
RomComPhooey · 25/06/2021 23:27

Congratulations on your nocturnal eruption OP. I hope you are feeling more comfortable now.

lemonsandgingerbeer · 26/06/2021 07:53

PLOT TWIST

Woke up this morning with what I thought was a lump of congealed gunk on top of the leftover swelling.

Tried to wipe it off and it's AGONY - tried to wash it off and it didn't work... tried to pinch it off with tweezers and it won't give.

Reader, I think it's chunk of flesh...

What now?!

OP posts:
HancockScrewedCareHomes · 26/06/2021 07:56

Ouch Shock

CovidCorvid · 26/06/2021 07:59

What now? Sharp kitchen knife?

CrotchetyQuaver · 26/06/2021 08:12

Call 111 and get that seen by a professional

RebeccaCloud9 · 26/06/2021 08:16

Is it the sac? Dr Pimple Popper cuts/pulls that bit out.