Starlight! you had that baby yet?

[DameHermione]

Ducks and runs...........

Go out for a nice hot curry instead Star - and have pineapple for dessert.

I feel for you. Being overdue is one of the worst things about pregnancy, especially if you are used to being in control and making things happen.

Hang in there.

If the Prime minister can leave his brat in the pub & piss off, without sanction, I'm sure the LA can't say much about your camping trip!

Woud a slap up curry get this baby started? Or has he/she been primed in the womb to take the LA approach to deadlines?

Yes. Plan a lovely quiet evening out. A lovely special meal. Maybe a haircut....

You'll be in labour before 10pm.

Can't eat out coz mum has cooked and might be offended.

Tbh, just want to go to bed. Kids driving me bonkers.

Then go to bed! take your tea up with you lol you have an excuse to make the most of it before number 3 arrives

Mmm. Yes those strange yet delicious condensed milk thongs.

Condensed milk thongs
Whatever tickles your fancy

Is that instead of a pessary?

Oh that has made me laugh for the first time today, thanks! milk thongs, love it! :)

Have u got a trampoline starlight... a quick bounce & gravity should do the rest

Hot curry,hot cuppa and hot sex did it for me Star

fat fingers.

Nipple twiddling. And evening primprose capsules inserted.

The thing is, I don't want to stimulate things and get things going. I want the baby to do it by himself.

I think that prolonged niggling labours are caused by stimulating an unready uterus to start contracting so woukd rather not go down that road.

Yuck to EPO insertion. Surely a vindaloo woukd work better anyway?

Hot sex Desperately?

Are you out of your mind?

Oh humour us starlight. We want a baby. We dont want to wait.

Ah well, will probably have a glass of wine or two!

I do love women on the 'difficult' list though. Restores my faith in women doing what we do best.

What, - being difficult is what we do best?

Yup. But not 'difficult' more 'strong'.

DH can you do virtual sweeps?