MOPPING UP ATER CHILDBIRTH - MN NEEDS SOME HELP

[NotCod]

GOD WHATS IT? a virtual labour

Ohh, I love those. I take them to bits, the cherry first, then the crust around the top, then the icing. I'm a disgusting eater. I take everything apart .

Lemon drizzle cake aswell? M&S make some lovely ones, buy one get one half price. Please?

i take choc bourbons apart too avena. i eat the yummy middle bit first -mmmm. it means of course that the biscuit bit is not so enjoyable, but hey, im a hedonist, i cant help it.

lol! I used to get told off for taking chips to pieces. I now know it must have been bordom. I take jars of Heinz sandwich spread apart aswell, eating the tomato seeds, then the veg one by one. I'm so very, very sad.

v v sad... or a frustrated hedonist waiting to get out... hmmm

Looking back, I'm hoping it's the potential surgeon in me. If I can disect a sandwich spread sandwich at 7, what could I do at 35? Makes me think.

I was very, very bored as a child.