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MOPPING UP ATER CHILDBIRTH - MN NEEDS SOME HELP

14 replies

NotCod · 29/09/2008 17:59

GOD WHATS IT? a virtual labour

JustineMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:01

Oi! What are you doing here, this is our bit?

JustineMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:02

Bog off out of here !

JustineMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:06

Increasingly I feel that I have absolutely no idea what you are all talking about...

AbbyMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:07

I know what she's talking about - all my threads asking for quotes - and yes, by the time I've finished it will feel as though I've been in labour for weeks and ripped to shreds in the process.

JustineMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:07

Oh I see - would hampers help? Hampers all round!

AbbyMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:07

And you are so wrong - we have pain relief, caesarians and all sorts of other gory stuff to get through first.

JustineMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:09

Have we lost our venue ?

JustineMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:15

What's the world coming to!

AbbyMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:16

What, our party isn't happening? That's it, I'm downing forceps.

JustineMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:28

We actually do have one hamper here at MN Towers - it's got nothing in it though...

JustineMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:37

We've probably got the odd Rich Tea floating about too...

AbbyMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:39

I thought our names had been added - i know I said yes to some list somewhere. Christ, what have I signed up for now? Please tell me it wasn't the PTA.

AbbyMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:43

Oh , it must have been the PTA.

Am sure we are planning to come to something though - so let us know when/where once you've sorted somewhere safe and clean.

JustineMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:44

We could probably lob in a box of Mr Kipling's Cherry Bakewells...

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